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How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?

He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.


Why does a Gulti wish for rain?

Because he gets a free car wash.


How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?

He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.


Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?

Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.




 

This should rather be MARWARIS or GUJJUS...gultis are very helpful lot
of people and big spenders too..atleast to my knowledge!
Guru on November 26, 2006 at 05:31
Gulti's are not only tight as fuck and smelly but they are the ones
who create all frauds and scams concerning IT industry. And Gulti's if
you are reading this keep u fuckin mouth shut in public places u guys
are an embracement to all Indians
Vish on December 14, 2006 at 01:11
I agree with Vish gulti's are big assholes in US they are a menace
anywhere you go with their illiterate mannerisms
Jai on December 14, 2006 at 01:12
vish its spelled embarassment u retard
dutt on January 30, 2007 at 12:33
I think vish is a gulti
mathai on March 30, 2007 at 07:20
hahaha !! We are fucking tight and fucking smelly and
whatever..whatever the fuck you say. We are the leaders assholes. We
contribute more than any indian community to US economy. We are the
bluff masters. We got the highest degrees..thank god my dad dont own a
motel he is a doctor...hahahha !! you illeterate assholes!
Aditya on April 11, 2007 at 07:08
Mr Vish, u r nothing but a piece of shit in US.
GULTI on July 06, 2007 at 03:18
guys, i read all this crap. i m gujju myself. but i dont wanna make
any offensive statement here on public place. there r discrepancies, i
agree... but why the hell do u need to speak out all this shit. guys,
haven't u learned any thing from past? damn! no wonder how british
managed to ruled on us... get mature fellows, b smart.
indian on July 25, 2007 at 10:55
this is for the son of a fucking bitch who wrote these jokes, father
fucker does not know the value of Andhra guys, I am sure he must have
been bitch fucked by us in all fields, if only i get a hand on this
bastard i will bitch fuck his entire family. jai andhra
andhra #1 on August 02, 2007 at 12:25
to the mother fucker Vish and Jai whoes father is a fucking gay, both
you can go fuck each other and smell ur anal hole, you cock sukers
andhra guy on August 02, 2007 at 12:27
One Joke from my side.. How will a GULTI contribute to the
project?? ...##$%$ By Bugging the Code...;)
Jai Andhra on August 13, 2007 at 04:58
Very true... the entire Indian community in the US has a bad name coz'
of the cheapness exhibited by GULTIs where ever they are present.
Their attitude (which they think is really the best), their clothings
(the only shirt that they wear continuous for one year and wash only 6
times a year), and also their cheapness when they don't TIP when they
go out to eat. Seriously, all the Gultis should be sent back to
where they come from and let them be in their roots - they dont
deserve to be here if the only thing they do is spoil India's name.
Delhi Guy on August 18, 2007 at 12:58
Yes, gultis may have the highest degrees.. but whosoever has been to a
graduate school in the US pretty much knows what kind of assholes
gultis are when it comes to real education. They find the easiest
subjects, take things from their GULTI seniors. and pass the
exams. Dear Gultis.. most of you (not all) belong to the cheapest
begger families in India. thats why your thinking and mentality still
remains the same where you convert very single cent to Indian Rupees.
and no matter how many years you stay in the US, you will keeo doing
that. and you know this pretty well. and the truth is bitter. thats
why the andhra guys were using the abusive language in the above
comments, coz' they know it's the truth. - GULTI: smelly, cheap,
dirty, rotten ---- a blot on the Indian community in the US.
Andhra Sucks on August 18, 2007 at 01:03
yea.. u know that.. ur actors in the movies - they are really horrible
and you pray them like God. bullshit. they are ugly fat sobs, and the
actresses - most of them are like fat pigs. and majority of gultis
are nothing but cheap pigs. -- gift the gultis one Axe Effect -
even though someone will gift them.. what will gulti do?? use it for a
day, spray on all his clothes, Sell it at 5 cents higher on ebday and
smile.. haha. Gultis - you know you suck.. haha. and let me tell
you one secret - the Americans know this too.
gulti films on August 18, 2007 at 01:07
I agree with most of the negative comments. They just bring shame to
all the Indians in US.
Vicky on September 15, 2007 at 10:34
After living and working with gultis..I have found that there is only
1% Exceptionally down to earth gulti. Most of them are jeolous of
other regional states india,mostly the fact we have fair skin and more
mannerism. Gultis will die after each and every penny. My ex boss was
in the US for 9 yrs and till date he didnt buy 1 cup of coffee from
outside as he values 1Usd = 40 Rupee. Most of it, I think he buys his
clothes from thrift store and even though he is required to travel, he
asks his wife to pack rasam and rice. The roommates were like roomates
from the hell, they ganged on me, tried to tell me do things on there
way and alot more. To cut long story short, gultis just like every
other indians you are Indians, please improve your basic mannerism,
which is taught in the classes in indian school. Use listerine mouth
wash and spend $2 to $5 a month of fast food and coffee. PLEASE FOR
GOD SAKE,EAT FOOD WITH SPOON, everytime I try to sit and eat food with
my roomates, I almost vomit, it is really disguisting.
raul on October 04, 2007 at 09:51
saalon kutton guttis , tuhaadi bhen di lun maari saaleyo. bhenchodon
free ki to tatti bhi kha jao..................
jamaal ghota on October 18, 2007 at 07:20
I dont know why people start discriminating others with words like
this. I see maratis called as "Ghati" and tamils called "Aravus" wont
there be any unity among us.
Mumbai Guy on November 01, 2007 at 02:35
I agree with all the comments about gultis. They are in the US to get
a citizenship. They do know know a single word about anything. The US
is a cultural shock for them. They know only 3 languges-Gult,Gult and
Gult. When they try to speak english, they mixit up with fuckin tone
of their. And they are soo foolish that they would like to remain in
their own community rather than mingling up with other "Indians".
Gult_Fucker on November 11, 2007 at 10:13
There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Navneet Bhai Patel,
who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke,he
called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very
sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.""Car crash!
My Corola! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your
car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you lost
your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said
apologetically.
Proub To be a Gulti on December 13, 2007 at 05:11
"I lost my arm? My Seiko Watch! My Seiko!" "Sir, please calm down.
That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical
condition, but all your family are here to see you." He asked for
his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he
called for each of them by name. "Leena, are you here?" "I am here
husband, and I will never leave you." "Pritesh, are you here?" "I am
here father, and I will never leave you." "Kalpesh, are you
here?" "I am here father, and I will never le
Proub To be a Gulti-1 on December 13, 2007 at 05:13
ver leave you." "Kamlesh, my child, are you here?" "I am here
father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Navneet Bhai
thoughtfully, "Leena, Pritesh, Kalpesh and Kamlesh are here.....if
all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP??????????"
Proub To be a Gulti-2 on December 13, 2007 at 05:14
well its nice the hear ur all thoughts about Indians abroad !
Umakant Chaudhari on March 11, 2008 at 08:26
Agree with what most people say. Gults have no sense of hygiene and
stink through every orifice. There were a couple of gults in my
project and an american team-mate would keep a box of tic-tacs and
offer them everytime they dropped by his desk. These guys never seemed
to realize it!. Even worse when it comes to money, never tip and seem
to have their homes stocked with cheap second(nth)-hand goods. A
total shame on the Indian community.
Gults Garbage on March 19, 2008 at 02:08
yes, very true... all these ugly ass gulti gays have no sense of
hygiene. they'll die on every penny ... bloody misers.
Gulti Gays on March 24, 2008 at 12:18
Looks like a telugu bashing blog to me. Well, I would like to say one
thing if you dont like telugu people or south indians prospering or
feel they do not deserve to prosper, Separate yourselves from south
india and do not whine about the success of people who consider
themselves Indians like you. If you think they are inferior, know that
you are no better than them. You too are an alien here. If there
should be a problem, let Americans come forth with the issue directly.
Anony on June 26, 2008 at 05:59
This is really just too immature. Each community has its good and bad
points - I know a guy's from the north even before he mispronounces
the word government because he is bust scratching his balls in public
without a care in the world. People from the east tend to slip
straight into Bengali and, strangely, seem to be quite pleased with
their linguistic incapabilities for you can hear them proudly announce
that they can't speak Hindi and then both the men and women will coyly
begin to giggle.
AnKha on July 07, 2008 at 04:53
This Gulti blodies don't have brain at all.They think they are
brilliant among all.Arrogant Stupids gultis don't know how to be
friendly with others.They are the class cheaters look like a
inocent.you gultis don't combine your self with other south
indians.Other south indians-Gultis are very much decent.This country
bruts laughs at others without any reason to project themself a
genious.OH god make this gulti a civilised human.
RAJ on July 17, 2008 at 10:51
gultis are the worst breed of ppl. They have screwed the intire IT
market by faking their way thru. Thye fake yrs and yrs of exprience
but make no effort to study even 5 % of the subject. Many times they
dont need to a they have some other experinced gulti giving their
interview for them, clearing it and then sending these ugly smelly
greenhorns to the workplace. They have screwed the entire credibilty
of the IT market. Besides they look so ugly that they are an
embarrasment to other Indians.
king on July 20, 2008 at 08:45
I agree with king. DHS should be given strict shoot at sight
instructions for any andhra animals trying to run into this great
country thru any port of entry. The more these ugly ppl come here the
more cartoons like south park refer to Indians and dirty stinky
indians. Accpet it gulti animals that u are an embarresment to the
human race in general. The women are all fat and ugly and the men are
all fat ugly and bald with extreme features. Need to be culled
singh on July 20, 2008 at 08:49
well said king and singh. Gultis are rabied animals. Either shoot them
at sight or let them in the country only with leashes strapped to
them. I hate them. Other ppl get into shit because of these animals.
HHH on July 21, 2008 at 05:43
Calm Calm:-)
Dude on July 24, 2008 at 05:03
I am actually from Iran. I graduate from Tehran university and now
work for a major IT company. I agree with all the comments above and
sometimes wonder at the gross technical incompetence of my 2 Andhahra
Pradesh team-mates. I am happy other Indians are not like these people
these guys are so many and no good like the chinese of Indian
engineers..
Mozdeh on January 08, 2009 at 08:54
finally i realised that gulti is a real word !!! till now i thought it
was the slang of my college in Andhra pradesh. i want to tell all the
gultis- "PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER WASHING YOUR ASS". THE LIFEBOY
COMPANY DOES NOT OPERATE IN ANDHRA BECAUSE THE GULTIS DONT WASH THEIR
HANDS. ATLEAST DONT OFFER ANYBODY A HANDSHAKE, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
HOW MUCH .... IS THERE IN THAT HAND.
ranjan sshah on January 10, 2009 at 09:28
I went to one of the top 20 engineering schools here in US. In one of
the semesters 6-indians ( obviously from andhra) were cought copying
assignment..professor asked for through evaluation..eventually, 4 of
them faked their GRE scores ( for the fake GRE score card from
hydrabad)..these guys were even not graduates from undergraduate
schools..eventualy they were kicked out...but then professor used to
think every indian is like that..
screweddesi on January 13, 2009 at 11:31
Gultis are still apes... ne1 who works in SAP knows that... there r a
kind of breed who can sell their mothers n sisters for some extra
money... wives n daughters shud be a fortune too... no wonder god made
'em ugly... or they bcame dishonest bcoz they were made ugly... I hope
there is a Hitler out in the making... this entire community should be
wiped off the planet... remember... one rotten tomato rots the entire
lot... the rotten gultis are out there...
Shantanu K on January 14, 2009 at 12:43
other option is to give Andhra its independence... in that sense they
will no longer be Indians... that saves us from a lot of
embarrassment... all IT frauds r run by Andhra pple... the most
dishonest n morally degraded lot amongst Indians... with pple like u n
me, we 'll make the Americans n British realize that not all Indians r
gultis... there r good Indians too...
Shantanu on January 14, 2009 at 12:51
You are right Shantanu. But up for sell? or sale? who wud buy 'em
anyways. I am loving this hate club. It is where you unload your
frustrations. The terrible Indian gults should be treated like
animals. They should be locked up in a zoo of their own. Our kids can
have fun watching 'em with the other honest animals. And only the
gulti animals should be fed plastic bags and paper pins. lol
Ravi on January 15, 2009 at 02:56
I am a Telutu guy too.. But, all of you guys are only able to see the
bad side of Telugu Community. If you make a list of good and bad
things....every community (not only indians or Telugus) including
americans and other nationality have both bad and good. So, try to see
some one with good intention and good side and you can suggest someone
if they have any bad habits, etc. We are all indians and try to be
united (Think why Pakistan or other terrorist outfits are able to plot
some thing ???)
Honest on February 04, 2009 at 01:54
all the above comments indicate that there is a lot of envy,j factor
and hatred on/for telugus in particular. I'm from lucknow, and
consider myself first as an indian. Its natural that when one gets
pre-occupied with hatred over some other community prospering, all
thats comes out is bad-mouthing and calling names in sheer
desperation. forums like these help these morons vent their
anger/frustration. my suggestion to these mean guys is ........... try
to compete. dont make your brains peanuts.
honest person on February 08, 2009 at 07:43
Haha.. all the above comments are perfectly apt to gujjus. They just
can't bear andhra guyz outriding in all fields.
rockstar on February 10, 2009 at 05:20
All those who think this is unfair or not true and typical for gujjus
and marwaris are mistaken. Either they have not dealt with Gultis
directly/ or haven't seen these animals behave when abroad. I am anot
saying this because I am a Maru or a Gujju, I am a Mumbai guy..I fully
agree with all the comments posted above. Most gultis will stoop down
to any level to save a penny. Half of them in the IT industry have
fake experience.
Andy on February 28, 2009 at 04:56
The above forum simply proves that all Indians are dogs. Instead of
praising each other for the upliftment that each communtiy has done to
India, you dogs are hell bent on deriding each other. That why India
was rules for 300 years by British and it will again get into slavery
after 10-20 years. You guys dont deserve any independence. You are
better off being slaves to the Brits
Laks on March 07, 2009 at 04:04
great goin ppl...i wish we get ruled again as slaves...bloody gultis
kehte gujjus kehte marwaris kehte...u ppl here, go get a life..all u
ppl here are real retards...
kap on March 27, 2009 at 09:23
grow up guys
Desi on April 21, 2009 at 07:43
I agree with Desi. I am from Andhra and have lived in US for over 30
years. I have seen all first generation Indians exhibit these faults.
Questions is what r u doing? When I see an Indian with bad body odor,
I tell him politely about american sensibilities regarding smell and
provide him with options. Most of the time, the problem is corrected.
Once when I came across an IT job seeker who thought he has to make up
fake experience as everyone is doing it, I told him it is not right
and helped
Proud to be an Indian on April 21, 2009 at 07:48
Smelly,ugly,fake resumes,no manners. Most gults fall into this
category. Hats off to Vish!!! All other South indians are fine
not gult on May 28, 2009 at 09:00
I'm a gulti and i agree with Vish here
agreed on May 28, 2009 at 09:00
some mother fucker gulti said that gultis contribute majorly to the US
economy. youre right u gulti mother fuckers and the rest of us
contribute to the Indian economy and BTW gulti is not derived from
telugu but if u spilt the word GU- means shit and ulti- means vomit
rajiv on May 29, 2009 at 01:27
ALL U GULTIS HAVE NOTHING TO SAY NOW, AFTER READING THE TRUTH.
RAJIV (PRESIDENT OF ANTI GULTI ASSOCIATION) on June 05, 2009 at 04:15
Well I am not against any particular community but even Gultis have to
admit they only favor their counterparts in IT industry. I have seen
resumes getting picked for interviews on last names. Another thing
is Hygiene, Come on guys, a good shower gel, deo and decent clothes
wont take off all your salary.
Rajput on June 13, 2009 at 06:24
I agree with all the anti-gulti comments. Most of the Gults have fake
resumes in the IT industry and they can sell anything and anyone for a
few cents. That explains the whole dowry issue that Andhra has. Also,
Gulti's hate each other. A Reddy guy never talks to a Kamma girl and a
Naidu person is considered untouchable. Gulti's you suck in any part
of the world.
HateGults on June 18, 2009 at 02:04
i have gulti neighbours
haa haa on June 23, 2009 at 10:47
i have gulti neighbours, they are the most smelliest,
noisiest,cheapest and most ugly people you could ever meet in this
entire world.
bye gulti on June 23, 2009 at 10:54
Hey gulti's please don't smell the NJT or path trains with ur pungent
curry smell or ur poor manners(jumping into the seat by pushing
pregnant women and kids)Have sme manners when u talk to ur gulti
buddies on the phone, you are not speaking into a loudspeaker for
heaven's sake. And third try not to fake ur entire life,just like ur
resume
GULTI's on June 23, 2009 at 10:56
Ya.... I agree with all. Gultis especially Reddys are very much
money minded & cunning people. Even they are ready to beg to earn
money & to become rich... These gultis are living a false Life by
thinking that money only Life & showing more unnecessary poshness in
the society which is not suiting for them also... They won't maintain
true & good relationship with anyone(even within them also). With
money you can't buy manners... It should come within self. Plzzz, try
to change - My Request....
Jeyakumar on July 08, 2009 at 01:24
Please Don't discriminate your fellow country man no matter you like
or not. How are other country people gonna respect us if we fight
amongst us...Iam not a telugu either.
Indian in the US on July 17, 2009 at 04:22
what! the brahmin bania illiterate maderchods from North whose idea of
good business is to mix stones in daal are actually commenting on
people from a more progressive , richer and more developed state of AP
? Does anyone from Ap go to shitty place like UP,Pun for a job ? I see
number of paan chewing fuctards from north whose English sounds like
gravel mixer begging for jobs in Hyd. I got my car tyre puncture
repaired by a Bihari
wateer on July 18, 2009 at 04:19
its just a joke guys relaxx
gujju on July 19, 2009 at 10:00
WATEER, You are absolutely right,instead of mixing gravel in dal
they should learn from Gulti's on how to create fake resumes and fake
degree certificates so they get in IT jobs for 10 cents an
hour. Telgu is one of the most melodious languages that's why all
GULTI bro's can be heard yelling in telugu at the top of their
voice. And the sterotype of indians stinking was because of gulti's
who stank the whole office.May be other indians can learn personal
hygiene from gulti's
the guy who started this thread on July 20, 2009 at 11:17
Yeah but the problem is paan chewing bhaiiyyas cant put some proper
english on a piece of paper and therefore cannot fudge resume. That
explains the shrieking against Andhras. Or were you thinking bhayyais
were upset because the think cheating is wrong? LOL. yeah Bhaiyyas
speak very softly, LOL. And the paan chewing and spitting maderchods
are super hygienic. But why does the entire towns of Varanasi and
Udaipur smell of shit ?
Wateer123 on July 21, 2009 at 04:49
Totally agree UP Bhaiya stink their joint in Varanasi and Udaipur
which is good for us. Imagine if thoese duds come to US like ur bro's
because their relatives faked their Osmania university engineering
degree or got some gult speaking housewife an QA job. Glad that you
are comparing Gults with UP Bhaiyas because these two communities
deserve to stay in the same shit hole they are from.
the guy who started this thread -not an gulti on July 22, 2009 at 07:58
Gultees plz don't be proud of whom you are... if u say u r proud... u
r basically testifying the following. I m proud of 1. smelling of
indian curry masala, 2. my ugly face 3. my ugly belly 4. my ugly n
untidy hair 5. my old stoned washed denim jeans 6. my 5 yr old faded
t-shirt 7. my 9 other roommates with whom i share my life 8. the
fact that i have no manners n i speak in telugu when around non-telugu
pple 9. my fake resume 10. the amount of hair on my body 11.
gongura
calling pple gulti is an abuse on July 22, 2009 at 03:40
I m from bombay... n i speak marathi... m no bhaiyaa, gujju,
marwari... all communities, religions n nations have good crowd n bad
crowd... in fact it is not dependent on ne language or location at
all. but i agree to wat someone said here. one rotten tomato rots the
fucking lot. n in AP. the rot has spread like a plague with it's
smell. i don't care if m an Indian first. if i got a bro who is a
thief. I'd call it out as wrong n ask him to change. rather than
callin him my own n lettin it go.
good n bad gults on July 22, 2009 at 04:02
Well Said "calling pple gulti is an abuse" Hit the nail on the
head, no we'll have Gulti's tell us that they arethe most powerful
indians in US and everyone including Obama is jealous of their success
etc etc... Gulti's please read those 11 points it fits u like that
old unwashed shirt you are wearing
Well said on July 23, 2009 at 09:35
bhaiyya = all maderchods (mostly north indian and some ghati
motherfuckers as well) who cannot digest south indian success. These
dumbfucks thing they are more entitled to success because their skin
is shade lighter than an average Andhra. Generally despised even
within north india (by sikhs in punjab and muslims in Kashmir) these
dumbfucks go around arrogantly calling others names.
wateer12345 on July 23, 2009 at 07:06
hey Wateer who cares abt bhaiyas , we are talking about indians in
US. Jealous of South indians, don't spoil the name of other southies
by putting them in the same genre as gulti's. Gulti's are smelly
lying fuckturds!!!There may be a few exceptions, but a very small
minority
Wateer is a dumb gulti on July 24, 2009 at 02:17
hey fucker..who cares about you ? But let me tell you what I heard the
same racist stuff in India too - south indians are black, speak loud
etc in India too by the arrogant fucktards. Now the same stuff in
USA..where the bhaiyya(that includes you maderchod) goes the world
knows. Yeah telugu people will speak among themselves in the same
language- you dont like? FUCK OFF. You dont like their smell? - FUCK
OFF. But you make insulting posts here-I will insult your communities-
let the american LOL
TO ALL THE maderchods on July 25, 2009 at 01:26
Hey MoFo gulti!! finally you agreed your breed is Loud, uncouth, and
unhygienic. Just stay inside the same drain pipe you crawled out off.
probably you body odour may kill all the cockroaches in the drain.
to all gulti's on July 27, 2009 at 07:19
No...just read it calmly. Attacks on Telugu people are due to racism
by a retarded bunch of people. Telugu people may do what they like to
do and what benefits them just like any other. If you dont like you
can FUCK OFF. If you have a greivance against an individual seek a
redressal But making posts insulting whole communities will just
ignite a flame war. Got it fuckface?
TO ALL THE maderchods123 on July 27, 2009 at 07:28
Reply to this stupid and Gultistic comment........hahaha !! We are
fucking tight and fucking smelly and whatever..whatever the fuck you
say. We are the leaders assholes. We contribute more than any indian
community to US economy. We are the bluffmasters. We got the highest
degrees..thank god my dad dont own a motel he is a doctor...hahahha !!
you illeterate assholes! My reply:
Anti - Gulti Association - president on July 27, 2009 at 09:22
MY REPLY :the Gujjjus and marwaris are so fuckin smart that they dont
need any doctor or engineering degree to make money.only the chuts the
gults need those degrees u fucking assholes should be slaughtered i
wonder why the Australians are leaving you alive ........you fucking
filthy bastards
AGA- president on July 27, 2009 at 09:44
wateer you fucking chut.............atleast you got tyre fixed by a
bihari in india in his own country.......you fuckin gults clean
toilets and work in gas stations.......that too in somebody elses
country............you are shame to our proud nation..........you
chuts sellfish bastards and dumb asses.........fuckers cannot compete
with the rest in india so you bastards take the easy route to USA and
whatever you call USA-- the land of opportunities, the marwaris and
gujjus create opportunities
KILL THE GULTI on July 27, 2009 at 10:06
Well what is the point ? you fuckfaced gujjus and marwaris are making
money in USA? OK who cares! Go run your motel and clean the shit in
toilets. But dont you dare make comments on the entire people from AP.
Got it ? Now FUCK OFF.
Gujju and marwari ? on July 27, 2009 at 11:14
I think the grievance here seems to be telugu people faking their
degrees and resume in the IT sector, they don't seem to realize it but
it puts all the Indians working in US (IT sector) under the same
group of cheats and liars. Also by experience I have noticed that an
average person from AP has a very poor personal hygiene and extremely
poor people skills
the main issue on July 27, 2009 at 11:37
I have been in the US for the alst 25 years, currently I work in the
IT sector with mostly people from India, there are people from
Delhi,Bombay,Bangalore,Chennai and AP. The guy from Delhi, Bombay
and Bangalore are very smart and adjust themselves very easily to the
new culture. Chennai guys are difficult to deal with but do seem to
try and monkey the guys from Bangalore and Bombay. CONTD....
usa123 on July 27, 2009 at 11:47
CONTD... The worst of the lot seems to be AP employees, the most I
doubt even have a formal education, they seem to have a huge minority
complex due to which they are completely against anything which is
sane. They seems to carry on their conversation in Telegu irrespective
of where they are. I was shocked to see them talking freely in Telegu
during the client meetings, another problem seems to be their hygiene,
they come in with wrinkled , unwashed clothes, the women never take a
shower...
usa1234 on July 27, 2009 at 11:48
CONTD... There is overwhelming smell of strong curry when you go near
them. Gujjus and marwaris are not cut out for IT sector!!!!
usa12345 on July 27, 2009 at 11:48
Hi guys i'm back!!! member of Anti gult association.
vish- the guy from first thread on July 27, 2009 at 11:51
They are not grievances. They are accusations and prejudices. Far more
faking is done by Punjabis. 50000 of them enter australia to do
cooking "courses" there. You know what the real purpose is. they drive
taxis without road sense etc. But i dont see any "punjus are cheaters"
war cry. Its racism - you know it. if you are ashamed of your country
because of telugu peope you need medical help.
w1ateer12345 on July 27, 2009 at 03:58
Also your retarded racist comments are not supported by facts. Telugu
people presence in top management. IITs IIM's is massive. Stereotyping
is easy. Which is difficult - ghati? bhaiiya? punju? everyone can be
easily stereotyped and despised. AP is a very progressive state. As I
said before they give a shit to this. You have the option of avoiding
those you dont like. But as I warned you dont make insulting posts-its
very easy to insult your community, your caste your parentsetc and you
know tha
w123ateer12345 on July 27, 2009 at 04:07
to usa123, I dont give a shit about the shit you think about people
from AP, Delhi etc. what the fuck do you think of yourself? judging
entire state!.people from AP are not your lalus and Mayawatis to be
made fun of. Go FUCK yourself
wat34eer1234 on July 27, 2009 at 04:19
haaa WATEER is trying to play the racist card!! usa123 i think you
made a great point, who cares about punju drivers, they anyway, i know
in NY they get their kicked by cops too for the way they drive.
Wateer probably fits your description that's why the truth is so
bitter for him
vish1234 on July 28, 2009 at 06:21
What a laugh, gulti's in IIM and IIT. This guy Wateer is high, he must
have been ass fucked tht's why he keeps asking others to go fuck them
seleves. Gulti's are fit for osmania university only
AGA president on July 28, 2009 at 06:25
Wateer i made some points to ponder i hope you and your kind read and
learn from this rather than accusing me of racism. I gues your
response is either dur to you minority complex or probably because i
hit a nerve.
usa1234567 on July 28, 2009 at 06:27
You all bloody baskards you jealous of telugu man!! Telugus own
usa even americans are afraid of us. you bloddy fellows all angry you
cannot reach our heights. eat my shit all otehr pigs. you fuckers we
only start IT you just come eat our shit here for 1 cent. jai
andhra jai telugu
jai andhra jai on July 28, 2009 at 06:43
hey bloddy fucker usa and you cock fucking ashole vish both you bloody
pigs eat my sheet. You bloody idiot felows loose job to some andhra
people so you fucking you cock about it. bloody i will find you
shets and fuck your asshole you fuckig shet eating fuckers jai
andhra
jai andhra jai jai on July 28, 2009 at 10:53
"Points to Ponder"?? yeah right, after pondering on your "points" I
have no been introduced to the concept of ironing clothes, hair cuts,
formal education etc. You see Iam form the jungle untill I pondered
over you "points" If you cant see how fucked up and arrogant and
condescending you are you better seek medical help
wat565eer123 on July 29, 2009 at 04:32
Have a good look in the mirror you do look like you are from the
jungle!!!
usa123456usa on July 29, 2009 at 07:11
ok..I think I made my point here. More posts from me would mean
wasting my time.Just get this -creepy, devious not to mention insanely
arrogant slumdogs here - Ap guys made to USA on their own and not
through your slumdog mercy. They will do what they want..speak what
they like ..so on. You dont like? too bad .. I may feel sorry for you.
maybe slumdogs should stick together rather than try hanging with AP
guys and then bitching that they speak in telugu? ..well peace from my
side ..logging out
wat67eer453 on July 29, 2009 at 08:48
oh yeah - one "reply" to slumdog usa12345 before i log out from this
filth- give a good look at your mom..you will know how a whore looks
like...by the way is it true that one finds paan stains on her cunt ?
he he
wat98eer345 on July 29, 2009 at 08:57
haa asshole gulti wateer ran back to the gulti slum in AP. tell you
other gulti shits to visit this site you fuck hole. You chuth gulti's
are not even fit in the jungle, even animals keep themselves clean.
You gulti's are fit in the kind of zoo where we can pelt you with
stones
aga president aga pres on July 29, 2009 at 11:47
he wateer i know you will come back and read my reply!!! Is that the
best you can do ?? Haa haa now come on try again
usa1234usa1234 on July 29, 2009 at 11:49
To all the motherfuckers who belong to North, south, east, west,
gulti, gujju, marwari, etc. Dont abuse each other. we are all indians,
keep that in mind. Theres no community without good or without bad.
everyone haspositive and negative aspects in them. How can u MoFo's
decide that some people are smelly bastards. Can you guys guarantee
that you have never smelled bad in ur life? There are good people frm
AP too. I have seen many people who does smell really bad from
northern india even..Contd.
anonymous on August 03, 2009 at 02:41
Contd... Dont behave as dumbfucks. This is the reason we got raped by
british fr over 200 years. There are people frm rural areas who come
to US for their education, jobs, etc. They may not have great manners
like all you people who are from so called great schools and cities.
They may be even from rural areas from the states of Maharashtra,
punjab, gujarat, Up ,etc. Its not only just Ap ppl or south indian
ppl. Encourage your fellowmen. I dont want to offend anyone here but
Contd1....
anonymous 1 on August 03, 2009 at 02:53
Contd1... I felt bad by reading some comments about AP and other south
indian ppl. Just one suggestion frm my side, be good andhelp your
fellowmen and show the world what an united india can be...Cheers...
Jai Hind
anonymous 2 on August 03, 2009 at 02:55
anonymous u gulti fag u should be shot!! he is the one INS has
issued a look out for. He bought his gulti bro's in here using fake
docs. Thx to british u speak English u SOB otherwise u would be
cleaning human excrete in ur village in Andra
up urs anonymous on August 04, 2009 at 11:22
U r a gay motherfucker...go suck ur northern neighbours dick...I never
abused anyone in the previous post.. i asked everyone to be united..
Now i can show wat an andhra guy can talk...u fucking cunt smelled
bastard... and were thanking british fr my english... I have to kick
ur dad on his ass fr giving birth to a kid like u ...grow up
asshole...u too learnt ur english frm british or else u wud hav been
working in my home as a servant maid or as a scavenger
@above on August 04, 2009 at 05:44
US should nuke AP for producing smelly cunt's like you. We all know
wht fuckin gulti chuths like u can talk, we knoe melodious gulti
language comes out when u open ur stinkin mouth. Ya u SOB you know
english the same language u faked ur resume!!
nuke AP on August 05, 2009 at 10:06
GAY Motherfucker!!! haaah how can he be gay and fuck tht gulti's mom
too :)) No one can fuck gulti women they r so ugly!!!
Hee Heee on August 05, 2009 at 10:08
Hello, I'm Obama president of United States, i urge all the so
called "Gulti's " to leave US immediately. Failing to do so will
result in imprisonment and deportation. Yours Truly Barrack
Obama
barrack obama on August 05, 2009 at 10:57
Dude..keep crying...no one is going to listen to you...keep crying day
and night...watever u say... we people from AP will rule...u can come
back again with some abusive comments...I dont mind and I am ready for
it...there is nothing u can do....cry , cry and keep crying...U bunch
of loosers. I pity u barking dogs...
To Cry babies on August 05, 2009 at 12:43
hey cry baby u know it's the truth tht's why you fucking gulti's are
angry !!! You guys rule only in cheating!!!
TO THE ABOVE CRY BABY on August 06, 2009 at 11:04
Dude ..everyone knows who is really a cry baby...No andhra guy is
giving a damn to ur silly comments... the reason is that u guys cannot
digest the fact that many people are coming here from andhra and ppl
like u r getting fucked up and u loosers cannot give a good
competetion. Thats the reason u guys started this thread and started
to abuse..if u look my post carefully, u can notice that im not at all
angry ..Im really enjoying the attention we andhra ppl r
getting..common dude..cry more.. i wa
to the li'l kid above on August 06, 2009 at 11:43
i want to c more and more of u guys crying....Truly dude...U have
started all this hate frm jealous...try harder and try to beat andhra
ppl in watever field u r...I pity u cant do tht...the only thing u can
do is to cry, cry and cry...Im letting u knw again tht im not at all
angry...Im very happy to c u soooo jealous....
to the li'l kid above on August 06, 2009 at 11:47
AP guys giving a competition, come on man, the only competation they
were giving during the y2k era was driving down the rates for
consultants by producing fake resumes. In the current market I see
all of them being shipped back home. As far as personal hygiene and
manners is concerned I agree with most of the posts you guys need a
lot of improvement but it only comes when you accept the fact the you
guys have poor people skills. Nothing to be proud of there.
Guy from Bangalore on August 10, 2009 at 07:14
Well said, U are at least decent enuf to talk with unlike other
northern cry babies. Happy to have such a neighbor like u. But I do
have a kannada friend who really stinks bad. I wonder where does the
smell come from, Is itfrom his mouth or his ass. This is very very
true. Im not lying or bluffing to support my telugu community. What I
meant to say is, even guys from other people stink and does possess
bad breath. So, If you are willing to blame someone, you should be
ready to take blame from so
To the bangalore guy on August 10, 2009 at 11:40
from someone. I have seen many marathi guys with bad manners and
dressing. They even stink and do appear with coconut oil applied to
their hair. Do you blame the entire marathi community for that? Or are
you ready to take the blame on entire kannada community for few
stinking guys like the ones Ive mentioned before.
To the bangalore guy-2 on August 10, 2009 at 11:42
the jokes were hillarious, loved the comments too, i have many of
these so called "gulti's" working for me....man it's a nightmare
couldn't agree with the comments any more!!! :)) Thx for the laugh
haaaaaaaaaa on August 11, 2009 at 07:47
i'm terribly pissed off with most gultis. they hire & promote only
their own people, stick with each other & do almost everything
together (like herd of bulls) including going to restrooms. they just
speak gult when they meet each other & they don't care if you get
offended when you dont understand gult. but when whites are around,
they behave like slaves. death to all stinky gults.
silicon valley guy on August 18, 2009 at 02:48
Dude u r way too funny.. I did not understand y u get offended when
two people talk in their own mother tongue.. wats the need fr u to
listen to that and understand that. I dont understand any point in
tht..and about doing everything together, its not wrong in any aspect.
We like being with people and have fun Unlike u guys who like to stay
alone without any friends. Slaves to whites.. Probably this is the one
that made me laugh more than any other comment.. Good joke.. Grow up
dude
TO silicon vallet guy on August 18, 2009 at 02:03
More Gulti Joke. Q. What does a typical IT Gulti knows? A. J2EE &
arranged marriage. J2EE is faked in his resume & arranged marriage is
arranged by his parents.
Mr Yogi on August 20, 2009 at 12:53
Is that a joke...U asshole...
Yogi- the moron on August 20, 2009 at 10:18
totally agree with you man, i had two gulti in my condo a few years
back, they only spoke in gult to each other, they kept their rooms so
dirty and never washed their clothes to save a few penny's. They got
kicked out by the landlord ebcause they used to bring in 5 other gults
to stay in their rooms.The last thing i heard was they both got laid
off recently because their employer found out abt their fake resumes.
to silicon valley guy on August 25, 2009 at 06:28
How to identify a gulti in USA - 1) Is either a recruiter or a java
programmer . 2) Has a fake resume -bingo 3) Has fake marks sheets,
deg certificates and fake references (other Gults) 4) Wrinkled
shirt, with atleast 3 buttons missing 5) Red color pants which he
bought when he was in 8th grade!! 6) PUNGENT SMELL OF CURRY (the kind
of smell that will knock you out cold) 7) Smell of liquor in breath
or very very stinky breath(no toothpaste,toothbrush or mouthwash found
in AP town) CONTD
Vish-The man!!!! on August 25, 2009 at 06:39
CONTD 8) IS yelling at public places at the top of his voice in gult,
this could be to another gult friend or on the mobile phone to
another gult buddy who wants tips or writing his fake resume!!! 9)
And if he’s married a very very ugly fat woman next to him, not that
an avg gulti is an Adonis himself.
Vish-The man!-2!!! on August 25, 2009 at 06:39
I am Raghu i am Indian but now i am in Iran i want a friend in India
or Iran any woman intrated please mail me my id chulgul@gmail.com
Raghu on August 26, 2009 at 07:02
Warning if this guy is gult all women stay away only ugly gult gals
are good for him
raghu the gulti on August 26, 2009 at 07:37
isme koi shak nhi ki gulti madarchod hote hai...........lyk me pr
ham main ik baat achhi hai.........hum pani bachate hain.....we go to
loo..n dunt flush..also we dunt wash our hands.. we smells lyk shit
n pig all d tym.....its our inheritence :) GAY Motherfucker!!!
haaah how can he be gay and fuck tht gulti's mom too :)) No one can
fuck gulti women they r so ugly!!! obvoiusly we r soooo hot..thas y
v r KALLU MAMA...KALLU MAMA JAi andhera....gultiyon maa chuda lo
sanjeev reddy on September 06, 2009 at 12:15
Fuck ur mom
To sanjeev reddy on September 10, 2009 at 03:34
i dont understand why u guys hate gultis... they make us look
efficient and well mannered in the company... thanks to them my boss
likes me most among the rest... Gulti's- fake resume gets u the first
job i agree, but wat after that... you suck bigtime... take advice
from ur indan bros. the comments are harsh but unanimous.. so try to
improve urself and stop getting all the indians get claasified in the
way u ppl are.. peace
Gults improve on September 11, 2009 at 11:33
Arrey Marwadi Makaloudo, Gujju Bahenchodu....saaley log kabhi bhi
dekhey tho paan parag paan masala.......sabjee mandi...patel brothers
it should have been patel brother brothers....Pothi hain tho bas eki
kaam laand haath mein lena........maya key lauden log....aam janta
.......mango people mera land pakad saaley....Gulti ka gussa aya tho
there maa ko bhi jod detha.....Aur koyee idhar kuch bhi comment karey
tho bas whoa uska maa ka chuth hain.
GHATI BAHENCHODO on September 18, 2009 at 07:26
Gulti ko gussa aa gaya tho woh ulti karke usko bhi kaa jayega
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! ))) Gulti log to US sae bhagao
not a smelly gulti on September 22, 2009 at 12:42
Dude it doesnt matter how much you cry upon us.. It doesnt matter.. If
you have balls show up yourself to any andhra guy in person and
discuss the same matter or else shut the fuck up and sit in you smelly
home.. you fucking retard.
To the above guy on September 22, 2009 at 01:48
hey gulti it doesn't matter how much you try to defend your kind,
everyone thinks you guys are stinky posers!!! Yes you cannot discuss
it with an gultu because gulti speak only gult, now smell ur mom's
asshole it smells like you house :)))) LOL
TO THe ABOVE GULTI on September 23, 2009 at 11:06
haa i'm not sure about other aspects of telgoose but one telgu women
are the ugliestttttttttttttt in the world even tribals from nigeria
are better looking than them!! they are soooooooooo ugly
i dunno abt other's on September 23, 2009 at 11:54
GULTI's ran away
gulti fuckturds ran away on October 20, 2009 at 08:37

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