gulti in usa jokes

This should rather be MARWARIS or GUJJUS...gultis are very helpful lot
of people and big spenders too..atleast to my knowledge!

Gulti's are not only tight as fuck and smelly but they are the ones
who create all frauds and scams concerning IT industry. And Gulti's if
you are reading this keep u fuckin mouth shut in public places u guys
are an embracement to all Indians

I agree with Vish gulti's are big assholes in US they are a menace
anywhere you go with their illiterate mannerisms

vish its spelled embarassment u retard

I think vish is a gulti

hahaha !! We are fucking tight and fucking smelly and
whatever..whatever the fuck you say. We are the leaders assholes. We
contribute more than any indian community to US economy. We are the
bluff masters. We got the highest degrees..thank god my dad dont own a
motel he is a doctor...hahahha !! you illeterate assholes!

Mr Vish, u r nothing but a piece of shit in US.

guys, i read all this crap. i m gujju myself. but i dont wanna make
any offensive statement here on public place. there r discrepancies, i
agree... but why the hell do u need to speak out all this shit. guys,
haven't u learned any thing from past? damn! no wonder how british
managed to ruled on us... get mature fellows, b smart.

this is for the son of a fucking bitch who wrote these jokes, father
fucker does not know the value of Andhra guys, I am sure he must have
been bitch fucked by us in all fields, if only i get a hand on this
bastard i will bitch fuck his entire family. jai andhra

to the mother fucker Vish and Jai whoes father is a fucking gay, both
you can go fuck each other and smell ur anal hole, you cock sukers

One Joke from my side.. How will a GULTI contribute to the
project?? ...##$%$ By Bugging the Code...;)

Very true... the entire Indian community in the US has a bad name coz'
of the cheapness exhibited by GULTIs where ever they are present.
Their attitude (which they think is really the best), their clothings
(the only shirt that they wear continuous for one year and wash only 6
times a year), and also their cheapness when they don't TIP when they
go out to eat. Seriously, all the Gultis should be sent back to
where they come from and let them be in their roots - they dont
deserve to be here if the only thing they do is spoil India's name.

Yes, gultis may have the highest degrees.. but whosoever has been to a
graduate school in the US pretty much knows what kind of assholes
gultis are when it comes to real education. They find the easiest
subjects, take things from their GULTI seniors. and pass the
exams. Dear Gultis.. most of you (not all) belong to the cheapest
begger families in India. thats why your thinking and mentality still
remains the same where you convert very single cent to Indian Rupees.
and no matter how many years you stay in the US, you will keeo doing
that. and you know this pretty well. and the truth is bitter. thats
why the andhra guys were using the abusive language in the above
comments, coz' they know it's the truth. - GULTI: smelly, cheap,
dirty, rotten ---- a blot on the Indian community in the US.

yea.. u know that.. ur actors in the movies - they are really horrible
and you pray them like God. bullshit. they are ugly fat sobs, and the
actresses - most of them are like fat pigs. and majority of gultis
are nothing but cheap pigs. -- gift the gultis one Axe Effect -
even though someone will gift them.. what will gulti do?? use it for a
day, spray on all his clothes, Sell it at 5 cents higher on ebday and
smile.. haha. Gultis - you know you suck.. haha. and let me tell
you one secret - the Americans know this too.

I agree with most of the negative comments. They just bring shame to
all the Indians in US.

After living and working with gultis..I have found that there is only
1% Exceptionally down to earth gulti. Most of them are jeolous of
other regional states india,mostly the fact we have fair skin and more
mannerism. Gultis will die after each and every penny. My ex boss was
in the US for 9 yrs and till date he didnt buy 1 cup of coffee from
outside as he values 1Usd = 40 Rupee. Most of it, I think he buys his
clothes from thrift store and even though he is required to travel, he
asks his wife to pack rasam and rice. The roommates were like roomates
from the hell, they ganged on me, tried to tell me do things on there
way and alot more. To cut long story short, gultis just like every
other indians you are Indians, please improve your basic mannerism,
which is taught in the classes in indian school. Use listerine mouth
wash and spend $2 to $5 a month of fast food and coffee. PLEASE FOR
GOD SAKE,EAT FOOD WITH SPOON, everytime I try to sit and eat food with
my roomates, I almost vomit, it is really disguisting.

saalon kutton guttis , tuhaadi bhen di lun maari saaleyo. bhenchodon
free ki to tatti bhi kha jao..................

I dont know why people start discriminating others with words like
this. I see maratis called as "Ghati" and tamils called "Aravus" wont
there be any unity among us.

I agree with all the comments about gultis. They are in the US to get
a citizenship. They do know know a single word about anything. The US
is a cultural shock for them. They know only 3 languges-Gult,Gult and
Gult. When they try to speak english, they mixit up with fuckin tone
of their. And they are soo foolish that they would like to remain in
their own community rather than mingling up with other "Indians".

There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Navneet Bhai Patel,
who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke,he
called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very
sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.""Car crash!
My Corola! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your
car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you lost
your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said
apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Seiko Watch! My Seiko!" "Sir, please calm down.
That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical
condition, but all your family are here to see you." He asked for
his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he
called for each of them by name. "Leena, are you here?" "I am here
husband, and I will never leave you." "Pritesh, are you here?" "I am
here father, and I will never leave you." "Kalpesh, are you
here?" "I am here father, and I will never le

ver leave you." "Kamlesh, my child, are you here?" "I am here
father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Navneet Bhai
thoughtfully, "Leena, Pritesh, Kalpesh and Kamlesh are here.....if
all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP??????????"

well its nice the hear ur all thoughts about Indians abroad !

Agree with what most people say. Gults have no sense of hygiene and
stink through every orifice. There were a couple of gults in my
project and an american team-mate would keep a box of tic-tacs and
offer them everytime they dropped by his desk. These guys never seemed
to realize it!. Even worse when it comes to money, never tip and seem
to have their homes stocked with cheap second(nth)-hand goods. A
total shame on the Indian community.

yes, very true... all these ugly ass gulti gays have no sense of
hygiene. they'll die on every penny ... bloody misers.

Looks like a telugu bashing blog to me. Well, I would like to say one
thing if you dont like telugu people or south indians prospering or
feel they do not deserve to prosper, Separate yourselves from south
india and do not whine about the success of people who consider
themselves Indians like you. If you think they are inferior, know that
you are no better than them. You too are an alien here. If there
should be a problem, let Americans come forth with the issue directly.

This is really just too immature. Each community has its good and bad
points - I know a guy's from the north even before he mispronounces
the word government because he is bust scratching his balls in public
without a care in the world. People from the east tend to slip
straight into Bengali and, strangely, seem to be quite pleased with
their linguistic incapabilities for you can hear them proudly announce
that they can't speak Hindi and then both the men and women will coyly
begin to giggle.

This Gulti blodies don't have brain at all.They think they are
brilliant among all.Arrogant Stupids gultis don't know how to be
friendly with others.They are the class cheaters look like a
inocent.you gultis don't combine your self with other south
indians.Other south indians-Gultis are very much decent.This country
bruts laughs at others without any reason to project themself a
genious.OH god make this gulti a civilised human.

gultis are the worst breed of ppl. They have screwed the intire IT
market by faking their way thru. Thye fake yrs and yrs of exprience
but make no effort to study even 5 % of the subject. Many times they
dont need to a they have some other experinced gulti giving their
interview for them, clearing it and then sending these ugly smelly
greenhorns to the workplace. They have screwed the entire credibilty
of the IT market. Besides they look so ugly that they are an
embarrasment to other Indians.

I agree with king. DHS should be given strict shoot at sight
instructions for any andhra animals trying to run into this great
country thru any port of entry. The more these ugly ppl come here the
more cartoons like south park refer to Indians and dirty stinky
indians. Accpet it gulti animals that u are an embarresment to the
human race in general. The women are all fat and ugly and the men are
all fat ugly and bald with extreme features. Need to be culled

well said king and singh. Gultis are rabied animals. Either shoot them
at sight or let them in the country only with leashes strapped to
them. I hate them. Other ppl get into shit because of these animals.

Calm Calm:-)