John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one
evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held
to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley won the
contest for the best toast of the evening, "Here's To The Best Years
o' Me Life, Spent Between The Legs o' Me Wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the
Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the
best toast of the evening." His wife then asked him what his toast
was, and he said, "Here's To The Best Years o' me Life, Spent in
Church wi' me Wife." His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of
you to include me in your Toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the
local police man On the beat who was also at the Toast Masters meeting
with John O'Riley. He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great
toast that your husband John gave at the Toast Masters meeting last
evening. He won first prize."
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest
with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first time he fell
asleep and the second time they had to pull him out by the ears."
[Sent to me by MacEddie.]
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