## COMPGEEK

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN...

...when asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

...when you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

...you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

...your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed,
then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the
"else" clause.

...you try to sleep, and think:
sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours /

...you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next
page.

...after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and
start dialing an IP number...

...you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you
want.

...not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but

...you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.

...you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math
in octal.

...you look for a trash can icon for throwing garbage.

To understand recursion, we must first understand recursion.
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