The Horse and the ChickenA horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. The
horse fell into a mud hole and was sinking. He called to the chicken to go and
get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken ran to the farm but
the farmer couldn't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the
mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then threw the other end of
the rope to his friend, the horse, and drove the car forward, thus saving him
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the
chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get
some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!"
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and
pull yourself up." The chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story?
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.