I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since my college days, when my Mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriend's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I had a lot of her blood on my white shirt, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide and all of the stains came out. So well, in fact, that the DNA tests where negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product. I now have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.