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Limericks
- There was a young lady of Maine
Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view
Of the way her waist...
- There once was a floozie named Annie
Whose prices were cosy -
but canny :
A buck for a fuck,
Fifty cents for...
- There was a young lady from Cue
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They`ll...
- A harlot of note named Le Dux
Would always charge seventy bucks,
But for that she would suck you,
And wink-off and...
- There was an old whore named McGee
Who was just the right sort for a spree.
She said, "For a fuck
I charge half a buck,
And...
- A licentious old justice of Salem
Used to catch all the harlots and jail 'em.
But instead of a fine
He would stand them in line...
- Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts,
one canoe.
The answer next day
Said, "Girls on...
- There once was a harlot at Yale
With her price-list tattooed on her tail,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
She...
- There was a young lady at sea
Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee."
"I see," said the mate,
"That accounts for the state
Of the captain, the purser...
- There was a young sailor named Bates
Who did the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless...
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