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Limericks
- 17 There was a young fellow named Charteris
Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.
Said she, "I don't mind,
And higher up you'll...
- 18 A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You're in luck,
He's a stunning...
- 19 "For the tenth time, dull Daphnis," said Chloe,
"You have told me my bosom is snowy;
You have...
- 20 A maiden who wrote of big cities
Some songs full of love,
fun and pities,
Sold her stuff at the shop...
- 21 There once was a gouty old colonel
Who grew glum when the weather grew vernal,
And he cried in his tiffin
For his prick wouldn't...
- 22 A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
And don't wave...
- 23 There was a young lady of Dee
Who went down to the river to pee.
A man in a punt
Put his hand on her cunt,...
- 24 I never had Miss Defauw,
But it wouldn't have been quite so raw
If she'd only said "No"
When I wanted her so;
But she didn't -- she laughed and said "Naw...
- 25 A beautiful bell of Del Norte
Is reckoned disdainful and haughrty
Because during the day
She says:
"Boys, keep away!"
But she fucks in the gloaming...
- 26 A young man by a girl was desired
To give her the thrills she required,
But he died of old age
Ere his cock could...
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