There Once Was A Harlot At Yale With Her Price-list Tattooed On Her Tail, And On Her Behind, For The Sake Of The Blind, She Had It Embroidered In Braille.
There once was a harlot at Yale
With her price-list tattooed on her tail,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
She had it embroidered in Braille.
346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A
Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette....
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated.
She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative terms that he was bent on no good....
She's a witch! Burn her!
Where's The Mail? A blonde goes out of her house and checks her mailbox.
Seeing nothing, she closes the mailbox and goes back into her house....
A young lady went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor started looking her over and noticed a rash, in the shape of a "Y," on her chest.
When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody.
I called her up later and asked how she like it. She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she had taken it out of the crate....