There Was A Young Lady At Sea Who Said, "God, How It Hurts Me To Pee.
There was a young lady at sea
Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee."
"I see," said the mate,
"That accounts for the state
Of the captain, the purser, and me."
23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee.
A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing, There`s somebody coming!...
60 There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop the plumbing, There's somebody coming!...
69 There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly.
Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly....
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....