- 176 Alas for the Countess d'Isere,
Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair.
Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!"
When he parted her thigh... - 177 A highly aesthetic young Jew
Had eyes of a heavenly blue
The end of his dillie
Was shaped like a lilly,
And his balls were too utterly two!... - 178 There once was a lady from Kansas
Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
- 179 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent!
Her cunt is so dreadfully bent,
The poor wench doth stammer,
"I need a sledgehammer
To pound a man into my vent.
- 180 There was an old gent from Kentuck
Who boasted a filigreed schmuck,
But he put it away
For fear that one day
He might put it in and get stuck.
- 181 There was an old lady of Kewry
Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae'
The `introitus vaginae',
Was unnaturally tiny,
And the thought of it filled her with fury.... - 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble
Whose prick was exceedingly nimble,
But fragile and slender,
And dainty and tender,
So he kept it encased in a thimble.
- 183 There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more.
- 184 There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaginoid duply,
And labial quadruply --
In fact, he was really a filly.... - 185 There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were all covered with weeds....
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