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Limericks
- 177 A highly aesthetic young Jew
Had eyes of a heavenly blue;
The end of his dillie
Was shaped like a lilly...
- 178 There once was a lady from Kansas
Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
It was nine inches deep
And the sides were...
- 179 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent!
Her cunt is so dreadfully bent,
The poor wench doth stammer,
"I need a sledgehammer...
- 180 There was an old gent from Kentuck
Who boasted a filigreed schmuck,
But he put it away
For fear that one day
...
- 181 There was an old lady of Kewry
Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae':
The `introitus vaginae',
Was unnaturally tiny...
- 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble
Whose prick was exceedingly nimble,
But fragile and slender,
And dainty and tender...
- 183 There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more.
It was all right for key-holes
And little...
- 184 There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaginoid duply,
And labial quadruply...
- 185 There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass...
- 186 The wife of young Richard of Limerick
Complained to her husband,
"My quim, Rick,
Still grows in diameter
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