- 176 Alas for the Countess d'Isere,
Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair
Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!" When he... - 177 A highly aesthetic young Jew
Had eyes of a heavenly blue
The end of his dillie Was shaped like a lilly... - 178 There once was a lady from Kansas
Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas
It was nine inches deep And the sides were... - 179 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent!
Her cunt is so dreadfully bent
The poor wench doth stammer, "I need a sledgehammer... - 180 There was an old gent from Kentuck
Who boasted a filigreed schmuck
But he put it away For fear that one day ... - 181 There was an old lady of Kewry
Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae'
The `introitus vaginae', Was unnaturally tiny... - 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble
Whose prick was exceedingly nimble
But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender... - 183 There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more
It was all right for key-holes And little... - 184 There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly
It was vaginoid duply, And labial quadruply... - 185 There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds
Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass...
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