- There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock (With the proper sized... - There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance
with such exquisite feeling There was never a sound... - There was a young lad name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin... - There was a young lady from Maine
Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It... - There was a young lady named Clair
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On... - There was a young lady named Hall,
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front... - There was a young lady named Twiss
Who said she thought fucking a bliss,
For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .siht... - There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think... - There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair,
But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And... - There was a young man named Crockett
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As...
