There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor....
There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such exquisite feeling There was never a sound For miles around Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
There was a young lad name of Durcan Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin! Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'....
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pai
At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air....
There was a young lady named Hall, Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
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There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.