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Limericks
- There was a young lady of Clewer
Who was riding a horse,
and it threw her.
A man saw her there
With her...
- And then ther's a story that's fraught
With disaster -
of balls that got caught,
When a chap took a crap...
- There was a young man with a hernia
Who said to his surgeon,
"Gosh-dernya,
When carving my middle
Be sure...
- There was a young man of Khartoum
Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
He not only fucked her,
But buggered and sucked...
- There was an old rake from Stamboul
Felt his ardor grow suddenly cool.
No lack of affection
Reduced his erection --
But...
- Asquemish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand,
But he viewed with distaste
The gelatinous paste...
- She made a thing of soft leather,
And topped off the end with a feather.
When she poked it inside her
She took off like a...
- A vigorous fellow named Bert
Was attracted by every new skirt.
Oh, it wasn't their minds
But their rounded behinds...
- There was a young lady from China
Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge
She covered with rouge
And lipsticked...
- A psychoneurotic fanatic
Said, "I take little girls to the attic,
Then whistle a tune
'Bout the cow and the moon ...
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