- There was a young sailor named Bates
Who did the fandango on skates
He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless... - There was a young lady of Clewer
Who was riding a horse
and it threw her. A man saw her there With her... - And then ther's a story that's fraught
With disaster
of balls that got caught, When a chap took a crap... - There was a young man with a hernia
Who said to his surgeon
Gosh-dernya, When carving my middle Be sure you... - There was a young man of Khartoum
Who lured a poor girl to her doom
He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked... - There was an old rake from Stamboul
Felt his ardor grow suddenly cool
No lack of affection Reduced his erection -- But... - Asquemish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand
But he viewed with distaste The gelatinous paste... - She made a thing of soft leather,
And topped off the end with a feather
When she poked it inside her She took off like a... - A vigorous fellow named Bert
Was attracted by every new skirt
Oh, it wasn't their minds But their rounded behinds... - There was a young lady from China
Who mistook for her mouth her vagina
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked...
