Ethnologists Up With The Sioux Wired Home For Two Punts, One Canoe.
Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day
Said, "Girls on the way,
But what the hell`s a `panoe`?"
Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
The latest terminology used by the modern day warrior.
.. Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible....
Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
A man named Smith stopped by the doctor's office to see what the doc found wrong with Mrs.
Smith. The doctor told Mr. Smith that he had treated two Mrs....
There once was an career aggie who was well into his 12th year at A&M.
His father, an arch-supporting alumni, was growing tired of his son not having graduated yet....
THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years....
High School Vs College 25. In high school, you do homework.
In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....
Arizona Diary: May 30th Just moved to Tucson, Arizona.
Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...