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Limericks
- Article 307 of eunet.jokes:
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cuddm@daisy.warwick.ac.uk (Dent JP)
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- A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,...
- A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane...
- A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus...
- Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill...
- A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her...
- A remarkable race are the Persians;
They have such peculiar diversions
They make love the whole day
In the usual way
And...
- A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits...
- A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said
Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such...
- A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said
Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such...
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