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Limericks
- A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,...
- A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another,
more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered...
- A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus...
- Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole -
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill...
- A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just
take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or...
- A remarkable race are the Persians;
They have such peculiar diversions.
They make love the whole day
In the usual way
And...
- A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits...
- A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said,
"Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such...
- A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said,
"Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such...
- A widow who fancied a man some
Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more
Her young man became sore...
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