There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God!
he was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude-, I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!...
There was a young sailor from Brighton Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one.
She replied, " `Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole...
A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
There was a young lady of Dover Whose passion was such that it drove her To cry, when you came, "Oh dear!
What a shame! Well, now we shall have to start over....
There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood, The question's not would he but could he?...
A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom.
There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing, There`s somebody coming!...
Said a lecherous fellow named Shea, When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay, "You must seize it, and squeeze it, And tease it, and please it, For Rome wasn`t built in a day.
My back aches. My penis is sore. I simply can't fuck any more.
I'm dripping with sweat, And you haven't come yet; And, my God! it`s a quarter to four!...