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Limericks
- 27 There was a young lady of Dover
Whose passion was such that it drove her
To cry,
when you came,
"Oh dear! What a shame!
...
- 28 There was a young man of Dumfries
Who said to his girl,
"If you please,
It would give me great bliss...
- 29 There was a young lady of Ealing
And her lover before her was kneeling.
Said she, "Dearest Jim,
Take your hands off...
- 30 A lonely young lad of Eaton
Used always to sleep with the heat on,
Till he ran into a lass
Who showed him her...
- 31 There was a young lady of Exeter,
So pretty,
that men craned their necks at her.
One was...
- 32 There was a young lady of fashion
Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
To her lover she said,
As they climbed into...
- 33 There was a young girl in Dakota
Had a letter from Ickes;
he wrote her:
"In addition to gas
...
- 34 There was a young lady named Flynn
Who thought fornication a sin,
But when she was tight
It seemed quite all...
- 35 A reckless young lady of France
Had no qualms about taking a chance,
But she thought it was crude
To get screwed...
- 36 A nervous young fellow named Fred
Took a charming young widow to bed.
When he'd diddled a while
She remarked with...
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