26 A young man by a girl was desired To give her the thrills she required, But he died of old age Ere his cock could assuage The volcanic desire it inspired.
27 There was a young lady of Dover Whose passion was such that it drove her To cry, when you came, "Oh dear!
What a shame! Well, now we shall have to start over....
29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling.
Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim...
30 A lonely young lad of Eaton Used always to sleep with the heat on, Till he ran into a lass Who showed him her ass -- Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
31 There was a young lady of Exeter, So pretty, that men craned their necks at her.
32 There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
33 There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Icke
he wrote her: "In addition to gas We are rationing ass, And you've greatly exceeded your quota....
34 There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled her with gin.