There Was A Young Lady From Cue Who Filled Her Vagina With Glue.
There was a young lady from Cue
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They`ll pay to get out of it too."
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
This lady was a big fan of Elvis. And to show this, she decided to go and get a tattoo on her upper theigh.
She went to the tattoo parlor and had it done. When the guy finished she look at it and said "That is not Elvis, it looks more like Roy Orbison!...
135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
Good Bye, Mother... A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....