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Limericks
- A psychoneurotic fanatic
Said, "I take little girls to the attic
Then whistle a tune
'Bout the cow and the moon ...
- There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong
She said with a yell
As a shot rang the bell,
...
- Van Gogh found a whore who would lay,
And accept a small painting as pay
Vive l`Art!" cried Van Gogh,
"But it`s too fucking...
- young man who lived in Khartoum
Was exceedingly fond of the womb
He thought nothing finer
Than the female vagina...
- There was a young farmer of Nant
Whose conduct was gay and gallant
For he fucked all his dozens
Of nieces and cousins...
- There was a young lady named Smith
Whose virtue was largely a myth
She said, "Try as I can
I can't find a man
Who it`s...
- When the judge, with his wife having sport,
Proved suddenly two inches short
The good woman declined,
And the judge had her fined...
- The mathematician Von Blecks
Devised an equation for sex
Having proved a good fuck
Isn't patience of luck...
- A lady athletic and handsome
Got wedged in her sleeping room transom
When she offered much gold
For release, she was...
- There was a young lady of Trent
Who said that she knew what it meant
When he asked her to dine
Private room, lots of wine,
'She knew, oh she knew...
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