There Was A Young Girl Who Begat Three Brats, By Name Nat, Pat, And Tat.
There was a young girl who begat
Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding,
When she found there was no tit for Tat.
A woman had triplets; she named them Tim, Tom and Tat.
When it came feeding time, there was no tit for tat....
A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
There once was a girl who couldn't shit, Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top, And started to play with her tit!...
Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....
There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....