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  When it came feeding time, there was no tit for tat....
• A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
  She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
• A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
  When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
• There once was a girl who couldn't shit, Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
  The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top, And started to play with her tit!...
• Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
  He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....
• There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
  But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....