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Limericks
- A remarkable race are the Persians,
They have such peculiar diversions.
They screw the whole day
In the regular way,
And...
- King Louis gave a lesson in Class,
One time he was sexing a lass.
When she used the word "Damn"
He rebuked her: ...
- There was a young man of Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,...
- There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker,
Said, "Don`t bow out your lips
Like an elephant's...
- There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose morals were very inferior.
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And...
- There was a young girl named Anheuser
Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found Schlitz in her pants...
- A salvation Lassie named Claire
Was having her first love affair.
As she climbed into bed
She reverently said,
"I...
- There was a young fellow named Gluck
Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed,
When he tried to get...
- There was a young girl from Sofia
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It`s a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could...
- There was a young girl who begat
Three brats, by name Nat,
Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding
But...
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