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Limericks
- There was a young man of Kildare
Who was fucking a girl on the stair
The bannister broke,
But he doubled his stroke
And...
- A remarkable race are the Persians,
They have such peculiar diversions
They screw the whole day
In the regular way,
And...
- King Louis gave a lesson in Class,
One time he was sexing a lass
When she used the word "Damn"
He rebuked her: ...
- There was a young man of Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,...
- There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker
Said, "Don`t bow out your lips
Like an elephant's...
- There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose morals were very inferior
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And...
- There was a young girl named Anheuser
Who said that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance,
Found Schlitz in her pants...
- A salvation Lassie named Claire
Was having her first love affair
As she climbed into bed
She reverently said,
"I...
- There was a young fellow named Gluck
Who found himself shit out of luck
Though he petted and wooed,
When he tried to get...
- There was a young girl from Sofia
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said, "It`s a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could...
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