There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
A remarkable race are the Persians, They have such peculiar diversions.
They screw the whole day In the regular way, And save up the nights for perversions....
King Louis gave a lesson in Class, One time he was sexing a lass.
When she used the word "Damn" He rebuked he...
There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
There was a young fellow named Tucker Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don`t bow out your lips Like an elephant's hips, The boys like it best when they pucker.
There was a young monk from Siberia Whose morals were very inferior.
He did to a nun What he shouldn't have done, And now she's a Mother Superior....
There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
A salvation Lassie named Claire Was having her first love affair.
As she climbed into bed She reverently said, "I wish to be opened with prayer....
There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...