- There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads
of Yen So he built him some chicks Of silicon chips... - There once was a lady from Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her
One was even so brave As to take out and wave The... - There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea
Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's... - There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier
Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had... - There once was a Scot named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter
It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas... - There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented
a screwing machine Concave and convex It served either... - There was a bluestocking in Florence
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents
Till a Spanish grandee, Got her off with his knee... - There was a gay countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say
That in spite of high station, Rank and education... - There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss
For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never... - There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong
She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll...
