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Limericks
- There once was a lady from Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave
As to take out and wave
The...
- There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,
Said she, "Please stop plumbing,
I think someone's...
- There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier,
Till a prince from Peru
Who came up for a screw
Had...
- There once was a Scot named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter.
It was not the size
That cause such surprise;
'Twas...
- There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented
a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either...
- There was a bluestocking in Florence
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,
Till a Spanish grandee,
Got her off with his knee...
- There was a gay countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
That in spite of high station,
Rank and education...
- There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would never...
- There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell,
As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll...
- There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could...
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