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Limericks
- There was a young man of Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
And he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That...
- There was a young man of St. John's
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
But the loyal hall porter
Said, "Pray take my daughter...
- There was a young whore from kaloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They...
- There was an old man of the port
Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't...
- There was an old pirate named Bates
Who was learning to rhumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless...
- 12 A middle-aged codger named Bruin
Found his love life completely a-ruin,
For he flirted with flirts
Wearing pants and...
- 13 There was a young fellow of Burma
Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
But now that he's married he's
Been using...
- 14 There was a young fellow from Cal.,
In bed with a passionate gal.
He leapt from the bed,
To the toilet he sped...
- 15 There was a young man from Calcutta
Who was heard in his beard to mutter,
"If her Bartholin glands
Don't respond to...
- 16 There once was a kiddie named Carr
Caught a man on top of his mar.
As he saw him stick 'er,
He said with a snicker...
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