There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
There was a young man of Cape Horn Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.
There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger the swans.
But the loyal hall porter Said, "Pray take my daughter! Those birds are reserved for the dons....
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!...
There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates....
13 There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
14 There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate gal.
He leapt from the bed, To the toilet he sped...