There Once Was A Floozie Named Annie Whose Prices Were Cosy -- But Canny
There once was a floozie named Annie
Whose prices were cosy -- but canny :
A buck for a fuck,
Fifty cents for a suck,
And a dime for a feel of her fanny.
148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
Annie laid her head down in the roses...
There was an old whore named McGee Who was just the right sort for a spree.
She said, "For a fuck I charge half a buck, And I throw in the ass-hole for free....
A harlot of note named Le Dux Would always charge seventy bucks, But for that she would suck you, And wink-off and fuck you -- The whole thing was simply de luxe!
There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.