A Harlot Of Note Named Le Dux Would Always Charge Seventy Bucks, But For That She Would Suck You, And Wink-off And Fuck You -- The Whole Thing Was Simply De Luxe!

She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
I once knew a harlot named Lou -- And a versatile girl she was, too.
After ten years of whoredom She perished of boredom When she married a jackass like you!...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
His wife had a nice little cunt: It was hairy
and soft, and in front, And with this she would fuck him, Though sometimes she'd suck him -- A charming, if commonplace, stunt....
As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long
he became a successful performer in show business....
An Irish Lass... As soon as she had finished convent school
a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business....
My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....