Young Man And Old Man

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
-Old Man: Certainly not.
-Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the
time?
-Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
-Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
-Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may
be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
-Young Man: Quite possible.
-Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and
address.
-Young Man: Quite possible.
-Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by
and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will
appreciate tea and ask who has made it?
-Young Man: Possible
-Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then
have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my
daughter.
-Young Man: Smiles. ;)
-Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You
will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
-Young Man: Smiles
-Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After
meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for
marriage.
-Young Man: Smiles
-Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love
and ask for my permission. Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
-Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person
like you who does not even own a watch.