Different Approach

Two married blokes are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and
says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage......... I take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the
bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up and says "AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?"......................
His mate looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps
throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's bum
and say, "How about a blow job??"....and she's always sound asleep."