Different Approach

Two married blokes are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and
says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage......... I take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the
bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up and says "AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?"......................
His mate looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps
throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's bum
and say, "How about a blow job??"....and she's always sound asleep."

teedie504 on March 09, 2008 at 12:35

cheesestix on March 19, 2008 at 12:27

Sayne on March 19, 2008 at 12:35

Betterman on March 19, 2008 at 12:39

ruggy70 on March 19, 2008 at 12:43

anon on March 19, 2008 at 03:11

THEQUEEN on March 27, 2008 at 12:28

omfg on April 01, 2008 at 05:14

jlierocks on April 10, 2008 at 06:31

Armz on January 25, 2009 at 04:13

Kaileb on April 13, 2009 at 12:47