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GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
User Comments
I forwarded this to my wife and she emailed me back: Guts: what would
be hanging out of your belly if you tried that 'guts' definition with
me. Balls: what you would have no more of if you tried that 'balls'
definition with me. Who is right?
Helion on November 06, 2009 at 08:11

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