Today is my daughters 18th birthday, I'm so glad that this is my last
child support payment. Month after month, year after year, of payments.
So I called my baby girl to come over to my house and when she got here,
I said to her, baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your
mothers house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going
to get from me, and I want you to tell me the expression on your mother's
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so eager to hear
what she had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl
walked through the door, I said "now what did that woman have to say?"
And she replied... "She told me to tell you that you ain't my
AND then she wanted me to tell her, about the expression on your face.