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Choosing a Wife

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know
which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how
each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you,
because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the
rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
User Comments
i would 2...
jay on July 12, 2007 at 10:03
that f up
teedie504 on March 09, 2008 at 12:27
is full of niggers
Niger on March 18, 2008 at 08:06
:)) correct :D
wanttoberich.wordpress.com on March 19, 2008 at 08:47
Tits rule >)
Ta4ka on March 20, 2008 at 12:23
Damn.. straight guys are shallow.
Jebus on March 20, 2008 at 02:31
I would marry the one that swallows, mmmm, semen
Kevin on March 20, 2008 at 03:51
Man, I'd totally fuck Dr. Drew! He's so eloquent!
Jericho Royall on March 20, 2008 at 04:59
well actually the story never states that the man choose the gf w/ the
biggest tits because she had the biggest tits. any of them could of
had the largest tits, and he could of chosen that gf because of
another reason. the story actually only describes the gf he chose as
having big boobies.
me on March 20, 2008 at 06:11
shut the fuck up D: < why must you analyze a perfectly funny joke
charlie on March 22, 2008 at 08:27
@me: That's a really cool analysis, I'd never thought of it that way.
Vasiliy Sharapov on March 28, 2008 at 05:48
(.Y.) GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY
ty on March 30, 2008 at 06:38
(. )( .) wiggle wiggle wiggle
lol on April 01, 2008 at 11:52
this thread is teeming with testosterone
chrissy on April 02, 2008 at 07:16
The story makes perfectly sence, and the man did the only logical
thing after analyze the situation. By the way: anyone knows what
irony mean ? ;)
GFYM on April 03, 2008 at 05:30
my best friend, a guy, and i were discussing mutual friends who were
having trouble in their relationship. ben, at this moment, has never
been more correct: "I don't know why girls think guys are so hard to
understand. All we want is you to show us your boobs and make us a
sandwich." This has yet to be argued by any guy i know.
katy on April 04, 2008 at 07:08
no need for a sandwich. Just boobs thank you very much.
HappyPanda on April 07, 2008 at 05:59
Boob sandwich. Get the 3 of them to put your head between all their
boobs.
Therealjoe on April 15, 2008 at 05:06
WOOOT AWESOME CHOICE GODDAMNIT FUCK U U FUCKING FUCKED UP PIECE OF
SHIT JESUS FUCKING SHIT SON OF A COCKFUCK I WOULD DO THAT FUCKING
SHIT IF I DIDNT HAVE TO GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A
FUCK!!!!!!!!!111
jhk on April 18, 2008 at 08:15
I will take number 3 only one whit brains... after she can spend thous
extra 5000$ on a bob job
s4motny on April 24, 2008 at 04:55
I married a beautiful woman with big tits. Now, she's 300 pounds and
her tits hang over her stomach. Meanwhile, I kept in shape and have
woman half my age flirting with me and asking if I'm married. My
wife's lucky I'm loyal to her!
Damn! on June 26, 2008 at 07:30
hello I am male and I am single and I am 27 years old I am from Iran I
am looking a female for marriage to me if u like that we know
together add my id in yahoo i will happy to meet u my id is sam mis15
my call is 989169986120
majidbibak on July 12, 2008 at 12:37
hehheeheheheh.....for me i rather choose the third one, she has a
brain to deliver her dignity, and maybe he's out of his mind that for
having choosing the wrong one..heheeheheh
girly on July 23, 2008 at 01:54
you have to choose an honest woman who has a big brain and knows how
to holds the future someday...and God fearing is the most important
girly2 on July 23, 2008 at 01:58

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