Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His
wife starts complaining that he's always at the pub and never takes
her anywhere anymore. After hours of complaining, the husband agrees
to take his wife to the pub.
They sit down at a table and the husband gets up and goes to get
drinks for himself and his wife. While he's gone a man walks up to
Joe's wife and tells her he wants to turn her upside down fill her
with beer and drink her dry.
Joe's wife exclaims, "You sick pervert! Get out of my sight!"
Joe returns and his wife tells him what happened and asks him to go
kick that guy's ass. Joe says, "No way. A guy who can drink that much
beer has got to have a pint on me!"