Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'
performance as lovers. The first woman says ''My husband works as a
marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we
make love. I like that.''
The second woman says, ''My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes
to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.''
The third woman just shakes her head and says, ''My husband works for
Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great
it's going to be when I get it.''