A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his
wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her
nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, If
I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to
live a normal life.
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he
sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and
sees his best friend. What's wrong?' he asks.
You gave me the wrong key!