A redneck couple was in bed on their wedding night and were about to
consummate their marriage. The wife stops the husband, saying, "Be gentle.
I'm still a virgin." The man is astounded. He has never been with a virgin
before. He decides to call his father for advice. "Dad," says the
newly-married young man. "My new wife is a virgin! What do I do?"
"Better come on home, son," replies his father. "If she ain't good enough
for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours."