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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense ?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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jjhg ,n on June 16, 2008 at 10:57
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sayfalla on June 16, 2008 at 10:58
Hahaha! That was good! But...and I've got to say this...the machine
doesn't have to sustain using its own body, squeeze out, risk life
for, and have an almost dangerous emotional attachment to the Pepsi.
Just saying.
H.A. on August 25, 2009 at 11:43

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