Cat Hating Husband

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove
20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was
already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same
thing happened.

He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming
home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn
right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right
and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and
dropped the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the
cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the
man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."