>Hear are Top 14 Humor of Getting married:
>Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
>You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow
>has, you wish you had ordered that.
>At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
>wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??"
>The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
>Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married,
>he is finished.
>Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's
>degree and the woman gets her master's status.
>A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
>And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
>Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa,
>a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
>Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
>Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
>until I got married, and then it was too late."
>A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and
>the wife takes
>When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
>ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
>Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
>man speaks and the woman listens.
>In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
>third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
>After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
>when I married you."
>And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next
>day, he received hundreds letters.
>They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
>of one thing ;
>either the car is new or his wife is new.
>A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a
>"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The
>woman replied, "A crorepati."