A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of
them to write back about their marriage life.
And the first one gets married....
The second day the letter arrives with a single message ... simply: "Maxwell
Mother got confused and finally noticed a Maxwell House ad: "Satisfaction to
the last drop...". So, Mother is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married. Only after a week was there a message
that reads; "Rothmans". So the Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it
says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE". And Mother is again happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. Finally, after 4
weeks came the message; "BRITISH AIRWAYS". Mother looks into the BA ad, but
fainted, "TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."