1. I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.
2. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.
3. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of
beer, and make an afternoon of it.
5. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head
7. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
8. Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.
9. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come
10.That was a great fart! Do another one!