If your mother messes up your marriage
If you are a car salesman and at the same time a singer.
If you talk behind your wife's back with your mother.
If you dress up to go to grocery store.
If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
If you never wear your wedding ring.
If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke
If you pronounce "Sure", "SHOOR".
If your favourite drink is Vodka
If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for programming.
If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
If you pronounce "gas station", "gas esstation".
If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house.
If you claim you are Italian.
If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
If your wife divorces you, but still goes shopping with your sister.
If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a "chelokababy."
If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
If you claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH.
If you don't own a house and have no job, but still can afford a BMW.
If you have to shave more than once a day.
If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave
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Your parents say that they are long lost friends/relatives of Beverly Hills designer Bijan back in Iran.
You walk down Wilshire Blvd in LA and you are trying to eavesdrop on others' Farsi conversations.
Your parents tell of how they knew/saw Googoosh at parties when she was a little child back in Iran.
Within five minutes after you leave a party your parents are talking shit about all the people who they were just "ruboosy"ing while you are listening idly in the back seat of the car.
You parents want you to become a doctor or a computer programmer.
Your dad tells you daily, "Donyayeh ayandeh, donya yeh computereh"
You started college as a biology major wanting to go to med school, then you figured you'd become a dentist because its easier, then you tried computer programming, then you switched to become a lawyer, and you finally have ended up as a real estate agent.
You use the phrase "Ghorbooneh Shoma" or "Ghorbonat" or "Ghorboonet" at least 30 times a day.
You start every sentence with "Bebeen"
When you go to Vegas you try to act as if you are cooler than anyone else that may resemble a persian.
You walk down the street with your cell phone in your hand, whereas you could stick it in your pocket or belt clip.
You've always wondered (especially as a child) why Hagee Feeruz was black.
You've always found it difficult (especially as a child) to eat pesteh.
Male=You wish Catherine Bell was your wife because she's half persian and incredible.
Female=you own a pair of black pants
Someone you know has tried to import a beemer or benz from Europe to save >money and it always seems to be breaking down due to emissions conversions made to it.
Your parents pronounce their w's as v's-vhat, vhere, vhen, vhy
Your parents forget the 'h' in 'th' and pronounce their 'th's' as 'd's' -dhat, dheir, dhen
When Andre Aghassi comes up you immediately pronounce it "aghassi" instead of "agasi" then you start about how his dad was a famous iranian boxer.
When you see a farsi/Iranian license plate on the road like "Shaytoon" or "Alis Beemr" you immediately cut through 3 lanes of traffic and try to speed up to see whose in the car.
You get excited when a cashier is persian
You've noticed Mexicans working as chefs at your neighborhood Chelokababi and have wondered about it.
You've wondered why Pierre Omidyar, arguably the world's richest persian, doesn't use his abundance of money to aid his home country where people can't walk outside because of air pollution.
When a discussion about movies come up someone mentions what a good movie 'Children of Heaven' was and what a negative portrayal 'Not Without My Daughter' was
You have a free notepad or refrigerator magnet of an Iranian real estate agent or lawyer.
You've read Ways You Know Your Persian Emails on the Web and laughed uncontrollably at similarities while forwarding it to your friends and reminding them of how they fit that stereotype!
If you are a car salesman and at the same time a singer.
If you talk behind your wife's back with your mother.
If you dress up to go to grocery store.
If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
If you never wear your wedding ring.
If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke
If you pronounce "Sure", "SHOOR".
If your favourite drink is Vodka
If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for programming.
If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
If you pronounce "gas station", "gas esstation".
If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house.
If you claim you are Italian.
If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
If your wife divorces you, but still goes shopping with your sister.
If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a "chelokababy."
If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
If you claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH.
If you don't own a house and have no job, but still can afford a BMW.
If you have to shave more than once a day.
If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave
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More:
Your parents say that they are long lost friends/relatives of Beverly Hills designer Bijan back in Iran.
You walk down Wilshire Blvd in LA and you are trying to eavesdrop on others' Farsi conversations.
Your parents tell of how they knew/saw Googoosh at parties when she was a little child back in Iran.
Within five minutes after you leave a party your parents are talking shit about all the people who they were just "ruboosy"ing while you are listening idly in the back seat of the car.
You parents want you to become a doctor or a computer programmer.
Your dad tells you daily, "Donyayeh ayandeh, donya yeh computereh"
You started college as a biology major wanting to go to med school, then you figured you'd become a dentist because its easier, then you tried computer programming, then you switched to become a lawyer, and you finally have ended up as a real estate agent.
You use the phrase "Ghorbooneh Shoma" or "Ghorbonat" or "Ghorboonet" at least 30 times a day.
You start every sentence with "Bebeen"
When you go to Vegas you try to act as if you are cooler than anyone else that may resemble a persian.
You walk down the street with your cell phone in your hand, whereas you could stick it in your pocket or belt clip.
You've always wondered (especially as a child) why Hagee Feeruz was black.
You've always found it difficult (especially as a child) to eat pesteh.
Male=You wish Catherine Bell was your wife because she's half persian and incredible.
Female=you own a pair of black pants
Someone you know has tried to import a beemer or benz from Europe to save >money and it always seems to be breaking down due to emissions conversions made to it.
Your parents pronounce their w's as v's-vhat, vhere, vhen, vhy
Your parents forget the 'h' in 'th' and pronounce their 'th's' as 'd's' -dhat, dheir, dhen
When Andre Aghassi comes up you immediately pronounce it "aghassi" instead of "agasi" then you start about how his dad was a famous iranian boxer.
When you see a farsi/Iranian license plate on the road like "Shaytoon" or "Alis Beemr" you immediately cut through 3 lanes of traffic and try to speed up to see whose in the car.
You get excited when a cashier is persian
You've noticed Mexicans working as chefs at your neighborhood Chelokababi and have wondered about it.
You've wondered why Pierre Omidyar, arguably the world's richest persian, doesn't use his abundance of money to aid his home country where people can't walk outside because of air pollution.
When a discussion about movies come up someone mentions what a good movie 'Children of Heaven' was and what a negative portrayal 'Not Without My Daughter' was
You have a free notepad or refrigerator magnet of an Iranian real estate agent or lawyer.
You've read Ways You Know Your Persian Emails on the Web and laughed uncontrollably at similarities while forwarding it to your friends and reminding them of how they fit that stereotype!
hamash eine haghighate
saba on October 28, 2005 at 10:10
Kheyli jaleb va dar eyne hal hamash kamelan doroste.
Mitra on November 23, 2005 at 08:57
Kamelan movafegham!!
mary on December 20, 2005 at 07:06
Your parents want you to become a doctor
Sherin on January 02, 2006 at 12:49
rastesh az hagheghat be door neest valy ie jash meelange...hala kojash
vellesh kon
vellesh kon
sanam on January 18, 2006 at 11:33
yadetoon raft begeen keh hameh irania offtobeh estefodeh meekonan
Khar on January 19, 2006 at 10:43
mishe goft khyli be haghighat nazdike!
Yasmin on September 24, 2006 at 07:10
Mordam, az khandeh
Yekta on October 30, 2006 at 11:58
hehe
esi on October 31, 2006 at 03:31
yadesh raft bege, YOU are iranian, if you have fucked half of the
female population in the world, including few dogs and cats and cows
and possibly donkeies, but you have to marry a virin!!!!! Because you
and your family are NAJIBS?!
female population in the world, including few dogs and cats and cows
and possibly donkeies, but you have to marry a virin!!!!! Because you
and your family are NAJIBS?!
javab bede on November 09, 2006 at 09:34
shhrmshirazi@yahoo.com
شهرام on December 16, 2006 at 08:37
jkjgtjhgtrjjrhgjhtrj and more info
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asd on January 01, 2007 at 09:17
i am so sorry for u bec of your ida
zambrota on February 12, 2007 at 09:00
Salam mitra joon sina hastam doost pesare ayandat tell dadam bezang
plz
plz
Sina 09354054018 on April 19, 2007 at 05:35
esmeme man mitrs nist
javabbede on May 01, 2007 at 11:31
yasmin salm mesle enke kheyli ba namaki lotfan age dost dashti ba in
shomare 09155318006ya09355309728 tamas begirid ok
shomare 09155318006ya09355309728 tamas begirid ok
mori on June 16, 2007 at 04:50
haha hamash raste
DJ Persia on July 18, 2007 at 11:10
How about:
You're iranian if you think a good driver is one that
can break the greater number of driving rules. and You just
exaggerate about anything that is to do with you(your wealth,
education, kids etc)
can break the greater number of driving rules. and You just
exaggerate about anything that is to do with you(your wealth,
education, kids etc)
Medz on August 22, 2007 at 09:17
There're lots of smart Iranians/Persians out there... I think most of
you guys only met or come from stupid families and that's all you
know... Sorry, truth isn't always pleasant!....
you guys only met or come from stupid families and that's all you
know... Sorry, truth isn't always pleasant!....
Oliver on October 16, 2007 at 02:58
sallam man az sanjose hastam daram dar ba dar donbal telfon
aghay ghadri abbas migardam chon midonam 14/15 desember dar
sanjose barnameh dareh mitoni komakam koni alan mikham ghorbon
shoma
aghay ghadri abbas migardam chon midonam 14/15 desember dar
sanjose barnameh dareh mitoni komakam koni alan mikham ghorbon
shoma
farahtaheri on December 08, 2007 at 01:04
You might be Persian if...
You left after the Revolution because
you're Jewish and afraid of Ayatollah
you're Jewish and afraid of Ayatollah
Harry on March 21, 2008 at 07:23
Your Persian if your parents have already picked out a Persian wife
for you, and want you to dump your American girlfriend as fast as
possible!
for you, and want you to dump your American girlfriend as fast as
possible!
Nemigam on April 05, 2008 at 12:38
sssssssssslm inja kasi memari ya omran vase 2sti hast?
mahsa on May 06, 2008 at 02:23
You know you're Persian when you're at the kababi with your friends
and family and everyone taroffs to pay
and family and everyone taroffs to pay
Ila on June 24, 2008 at 12:27
salam
elham on July 01, 2008 at 04:51
Efe Chos Class Mizarim :D
Ali on July 21, 2008 at 02:57
kheyl jaleb bood, amma akharaash dige kheyli tekrari o bi namak shod.
Shahab Yarmohammadi on August 18, 2008 at 11:48
