The purpose of the following survey was to find out
what issues/challenges Iranian immigrants had met
living outside Iran.
- 91% stated their biggest issue, is the difference
between running water & toilet paper.
- 87% percent of this group stated that it took them
more than two & half years to get used to paper.
- 74% of this group said that they still dream about
AAftAAbeh.
- Of this 74%, 61% sometimes during their stay, bought
either the authentic Aaftaabeh or the plastic garden
watering tool.
- Only 7.5% of this group were successfully able to
use the Aaftaabeh or the garden variety.
- Due to be sitting on the bowl, the other 92.5% had
difficulty pouring the water out near the correct
location.
- Many gave up after finding it too messy.
- The 7.5% successful people stated, squatting on the
bowl, as the reason for their success.
- 50% of these group had fallen off the bowl several
times, before mastering the art.
- 82% of the unlucky 92.5%, have been taking daily
showers to compensate.
- The other 18%, still taking weekly showers.
- 2% had once or twice brought in the garden hose to
the bathroom, but found it difficult to run outside to
shut the water down with their pants down.
- 1% declined comments.
International Aaftaabeh:
>Since the virtual "hood' is currently in the
>process of washing the old kaka, I found this one
rather appropriate:
>
> How to say AFTABEH in other languages
> You need to read it out loud and with the
> proper accent!
> italian__________________ coonino pakino
> french ___________________ coonasion shorasione
> Indian ___________________ coona-ha-he shora-ha-he
> English __________________ basan shorer
> Russian __________________ shooraeoff koonaeoff
> Arabic ___________________ al-coononoka shoratonan
> Turkish __________________ ela-coonte Ela-shoor
> Japanese _________________ shoorashi Koonahashi
> Spanish __________________ E-la-coonte la-shoorte
> Esfahani _________________ cooneso shooreso
> Shirazi _________________ coonakoo paked
> kordy ________________ konaka beshooraka
>
what issues/challenges Iranian immigrants had met
living outside Iran.
- 91% stated their biggest issue, is the difference
between running water & toilet paper.
- 87% percent of this group stated that it took them
more than two & half years to get used to paper.
- 74% of this group said that they still dream about
AAftAAbeh.
- Of this 74%, 61% sometimes during their stay, bought
either the authentic Aaftaabeh or the plastic garden
watering tool.
- Only 7.5% of this group were successfully able to
use the Aaftaabeh or the garden variety.
- Due to be sitting on the bowl, the other 92.5% had
difficulty pouring the water out near the correct
location.
- Many gave up after finding it too messy.
- The 7.5% successful people stated, squatting on the
bowl, as the reason for their success.
- 50% of these group had fallen off the bowl several
times, before mastering the art.
- 82% of the unlucky 92.5%, have been taking daily
showers to compensate.
- The other 18%, still taking weekly showers.
- 2% had once or twice brought in the garden hose to
the bathroom, but found it difficult to run outside to
shut the water down with their pants down.
- 1% declined comments.
International Aaftaabeh:
>Since the virtual "hood' is currently in the
>process of washing the old kaka, I found this one
rather appropriate:
>
> How to say AFTABEH in other languages
> You need to read it out loud and with the
> proper accent!
> italian__________________ coonino pakino
> french ___________________ coonasion shorasione
> Indian ___________________ coona-ha-he shora-ha-he
> English __________________ basan shorer
> Russian __________________ shooraeoff koonaeoff
> Arabic ___________________ al-coononoka shoratonan
> Turkish __________________ ela-coonte Ela-shoor
> Japanese _________________ shoorashi Koonahashi
> Spanish __________________ E-la-coonte la-shoorte
> Esfahani _________________ cooneso shooreso
> Shirazi _________________ coonakoo paked
> kordy ________________ konaka beshooraka
>
stupid
mita on January 20, 2006 at 12:09
Aftabeh is the best toy for islamic arseholes.
Irani dar alman on October 03, 2006 at 04:25
i got too busy reading i kinda burned the chicken i was cooking
khoshteep on November 03, 2006 at 07:20
Mitra keram da koonett. khar shodii?? mage ma az to naraz khastim?
Mehdi on February 02, 2007 at 02:38
tamame aftabeh ba dastash too koonet, madar bokone, morde sag.
javabe mehdi khare on February 05, 2007 at 02:17
Aftabek tu coone sazandeh
Faraz Khan on March 24, 2007 at 01:31
maga to koja haste mehdi,
ke koone ra nemeshoore
pazzy on April 01, 2007 at 04:27
Salam ye dokhtare khoOb peyda nemishe bezange? Boooooosss
sina 0935 4054018 on April 19, 2007 at 04:34
093542826..
1dokhtar bala 30 tamas begerad
Mehran on April 20, 2007 at 05:06
bara aftabe ham tazegi ha kapoot sakhtan!
ghoochali on May 15, 2007 at 02:13
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! rpdbttwwuxr
evdxatwbot on July 03, 2007 at 07:38
salam in vaghean bamaze bood :))
parastoo on July 04, 2007 at 02:07
ma ke aftabeye kapoot dar ta hala nadidim !vali har chi aftabas too
koone pesaraye bi marefat va havas baz .
koone pesaraye bi marefat va havas baz .
? on July 26, 2007 at 04:09
ma ghadima bahash ad mikhordim alan dije noshaba mihkhorim.
ooooooooooooo az tabriz on October 15, 2007 at 02:27
09358587910
Pesare mehraboon on December 14, 2007 at 11:57
im very sorry for you its better to say aftava not aftaBa
navid on January 24, 2008 at 02:44
Shomareye cos ey ayohà nas:
09133165865 fereshte
Koon kone 20 on February 01, 2008 at 12:31
Javani 29 sale tanha va karmand . Mayel be doosti ba jense mokhalef :
09193281042
09193281042
Arash, az, teh on February 26, 2008 at 08:11
Manam dokhtari hastam ashegh e dosti ba hame joor pesari.Har ki tel
bede mizangam.Jigaretoono....!!!
bede mizangam.Jigaretoono....!!!
Sefid barfi on March 23, 2008 at 05:27
Tof too konet, aftabeh ba hoz too kont.(tagh dim be lashi haei ke
cheshm e didan e bachehaye tehroon o nadaran)
cheshm e didan e bachehaye tehroon o nadaran)
Amir hejrat on March 25, 2008 at 05:04
Mageh bachehaye tehrun az kon khar oftadan ya looleye aftabe?
Jigar fashion on May 02, 2008 at 10:42
