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Aaftaabeh

The purpose of the following survey was to find out
what issues/challenges Iranian immigrants had met
living outside Iran.
- 91% stated their biggest issue, is the difference
between running water & toilet paper.
- 87% percent of this group stated that it took them
more than two & half years to get used to paper.
- 74% of this group said that they still dream about
AAftAAbeh.
- Of this 74%, 61% sometimes during their stay, bought
either the authentic Aaftaabeh or the plastic garden
watering tool.
- Only 7.5% of this group were successfully able to
use the Aaftaabeh or the garden variety.
- Due to be sitting on the bowl, the other 92.5% had
difficulty pouring the water out near the correct
location.
- Many gave up after finding it too messy.
- The 7.5% successful people stated, squatting on the
bowl, as the reason for their success.
- 50% of these group had fallen off the bowl several
times, before mastering the art.
- 82% of the unlucky 92.5%, have been taking daily
showers to compensate.
- The other 18%, still taking weekly showers.
- 2% had once or twice brought in the garden hose to
the bathroom, but found it difficult to run outside to
shut the water down with their pants down.
- 1% declined comments.


International Aaftaabeh:

>Since the virtual "hood' is currently in the
>process of washing the old kaka, I found this one
rather appropriate:
>
> How to say AFTABEH in other languages
> You need to read it out loud and with the
> proper accent!
> italian__________________ coonino pakino
> french ___________________ coonasion shorasione
> Indian ___________________ coona-ha-he shora-ha-he
> English __________________ basan shorer
> Russian __________________ shooraeoff koonaeoff
> Arabic ___________________ al-coononoka shoratonan
> Turkish __________________ ela-coonte Ela-shoor
> Japanese _________________ shoorashi Koonahashi
> Spanish __________________ E-la-coonte la-shoorte
> Esfahani _________________ cooneso shooreso
> Shirazi _________________ coonakoo paked
> kordy ________________ konaka beshooraka
>
User Comments
stupid
mita on January 20, 2006 at 12:09
Aftabeh is the best toy for islamic arseholes.
Irani dar alman on October 03, 2006 at 04:25
i got too busy reading i kinda burned the chicken i was cooking
khoshteep on November 03, 2006 at 07:20
Mitra keram da koonett. khar shodii?? mage ma az to naraz khastim?
Mehdi on February 02, 2007 at 02:38
tamame aftabeh ba dastash too koonet, madar bokone, morde sag.
javabe mehdi khare on February 05, 2007 at 02:17
Aftabek tu coone sazandeh
Faraz Khan on March 24, 2007 at 01:31
maga to koja haste mehdi, ke koone ra nemeshoore
pazzy on April 01, 2007 at 04:27
Salam ye dokhtare khoOb peyda nemishe bezange? Boooooosss
sina 0935 4054018 on April 19, 2007 at 04:34
093542826.. 1dokhtar bala 30 tamas begerad
Mehran on April 20, 2007 at 05:06
bara aftabe ham tazegi ha kapoot sakhtan!
ghoochali on May 15, 2007 at 02:13
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! rpdbttwwuxr
evdxatwbot on July 03, 2007 at 07:38
salam in vaghean bamaze bood :))
parastoo on July 04, 2007 at 02:07
ma ke aftabeye kapoot dar ta hala nadidim !vali har chi aftabas too
koone pesaraye bi marefat va havas baz .
? on July 26, 2007 at 04:09
ma ghadima bahash ad mikhordim alan dije noshaba mihkhorim.
ooooooooooooo az tabriz on October 15, 2007 at 02:27
09358587910
Pesare mehraboon on December 14, 2007 at 11:57
im very sorry for you its better to say aftava not aftaBa
navid on January 24, 2008 at 02:44
Shomareye cos ey ayohànas: 09133165865 fereshte
Koon kone 20 on February 01, 2008 at 12:31
Javani 29 sale tanha va karmand . Mayel be doosti ba jense mokhalef :
09193281042
Arash, az, teh on February 26, 2008 at 08:11
Manam dokhtari hastam ashegh e dosti ba hame joor pesari.Har ki tel
bede mizangam.Jigaretoono....!!!
Sefid barfi on March 23, 2008 at 05:27
Tof too konet, aftabeh ba hoz too kont.(tagh dim be lashi haei ke
cheshm e didan e bachehaye tehroon o nadaran)
Amir hejrat on March 25, 2008 at 05:04
Mageh bachehaye tehrun az kon khar oftadan ya looleye aftabe?
Jigar fashion on May 02, 2008 at 10:42
akhe aftafe ham shod mive?tokhm!!!!!!!!
eblis on May 16, 2008 at 08:03
salam.donbale ye dooste bahal magardam
sara on May 20, 2008 at 12:05
Salam be baro baxe bahalo jigar:-)
lady on May 21, 2008 at 03:10
Man tohi mikhammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-(
E on May 21, 2008 at 03:34
Man donbale pesari migardam faghat khoshtipo akhlaghe khobi dashte
bashe faghat vase dosti ;-)
Elina on May 22, 2008 at 01:31
;-) albate age ghiafe ham nadasht eshkal nadare banamak bashe
Eli elina on May 22, 2008 at 01:38
Salam sefid barfi be man mizangi man kheili tanham:-( harki mikhad be
man bezange man tanham 09355030174
Sami on May 22, 2008 at 10:54
man mamali bax saadat abad ye 2khtare bahall zang bezane 09123908357
ma,ali on June 09, 2008 at 01:55
salam be hamegi.khobid jigara? gobunet besham man,kheyli duseton
daram.ba bye bo��0��os
sandra on June 26, 2008 at 08:24
Salam.man pesari hastam,jentelman,shaaer, mehrabun va khosh sohbat.
age dokhtar khanomi talebe refagat bashe ke ba maram va khanome ,
behem email bede ta bahash tamas begiram.
Mehrdad on July 02, 2008 at 12:40
Salam be hameye baxhaye jigar mesle khodam
Pegah on December 22, 2008 at 09:12
Man tanha man khaste.on dokhtare khoshans kiye?09369082166
Samin. on December 22, 2008 at 02:29
man kiram boland shodeh yeki hast ono bekhabone
hamid on December 29, 2008 at 02:56
akhe ironi dar alman aftabe toye khodete na asbab bazie mosalmona akhe
ghorbone hame mosalmona beshi basashon bemiri ke cheshe didaneshono
nadari hatman aftabaro vaghty be donya omadi mamanet basat kharid
ashghal
a on January 13, 2009 at 12:20
man az tarafe hame az aghaye aftabe ozr khahi mikonam
dehati on February 10, 2009 at 11:32
salam
bahman on March 15, 2009 at 05:15
salam.,ki mikhad ba man dost she koli hal
kone.ha?09355017152.makhsusan elina
bahman am on March 15, 2009 at 05:19
salaaaaaaaaam ali hastam daneshjooe doktoree va ostade
daneshgaham va besyar ahle tafreeh montzere tamas 09364253633
ali on April 13, 2009 at 12:42
pegah che etemad be nafsi dari badesham en shod bahs? na torokhoda
vojdani begid
mahyar on June 20, 2009 at 08:36
aftabe!!!!inam shod mozo,be joz dastshoyi raftan to deh chizi mani
nemide ke ba aftabe estefade mikonan.
barbi on August 17, 2009 at 01:30

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