When Iranian People Write In English

When an iranian writes in english ...



This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National Iranian Oil

Company) back in the 1960`s to his American boss, Mr.Hamilton.



Dear Mr.Hamilton

I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in

Masjed-Solyeman for three years, But since Mr.Ahmadi

transferred here everything has changed.



I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that

from the very first day he has been "pulling the belt

to my lift" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has

tried to become the "eye and the light" of Mr.Wilson.

He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson

"became donkey",

and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and

told me to work "under his hand"



Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me

his right hand man, but "my eye didn't not drink

water", and I knew that all these were

"hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my

head" I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did

not say anything. Since that he was just

"putting watermelon under my arms" Knowing that this

transfer was only "good for his aunt", I started

begging him to forget that I ever came

to see him and forget my visit altogether. I said "you

saw camel, you did not see camel"....but he was not

"getting of the devils donkey"..."what headache shall

I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house

with bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height"

people. "Imagine how much my ass burns"



Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my

only hope and my "back and shelter"...."I swear you to

the 14 innocents" please "do some work for me"...."in

the resurrection day I`ll grasp your skirt"...."I

have six head bread eaters".....I kiss your hand and

legs"



Your servant