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Aftabeh

The purpose of the following survey was to find out
what issues/challenges Iranian immigrants had met
living outside Iran.
- 91% stated their biggest issue, is the difference
between running water & toilet paper.
- 87% percent of this group stated that it took them
more than two & half years to get used to paper.
- 74% of this group said that they still dream about
AAftAAbeh.
- Of this 74%, 61% sometimes during their stay, bought
either the authentic Aaftaabeh or the plastic garden
watering tool.
- Only 7.5% of this group were successfully able to
use the Aaftaabeh or the garden variety.
- Due to be sitting on the bowl, the other 92.5% had
difficulty pouring the water out near the correct
location.
- Many gave up after finding it too messy.
- The 7.5% successful people stated, squatting on the
bowl, as the reason for their success.
- 50% of these group had fallen off the bowl several
times, before mastering the art.
- 82% of the unlucky 92.5%, have been taking daily
showers to compensate.
- The other 18%, still taking weekly showers.
- 2% had once or twice brought in the garden hose to
the bathroom, but found it difficult to run outside to
shut the water down with their pants down.
- 1% declined comments.


International Aaftaabeh:

Since the virtual "hood' is currently in the
process of washing the old kaka, I found this one
rather appropriate:

How to say AFTABEH in other languages
You need to read it out loud and with the
proper accent!
italian__________________ coonino pakino
french ___________________ coonasion shorasione
Indian ___________________ coona-ha-he shora-ha-he
English __________________ basan shorer
Russian __________________ shooraeoff koonaeoff
Arabic ___________________ al-coononoka shoratonan
Turkish __________________ ela-coonte Ela-shoor
Japanese _________________ shoorashi Koonahashi
Spanish __________________ E-la-coonte la-shoorte
Esfahani _________________ cooneso shooreso
Shirazi _________________ coonakoo paked
kordy ________________ konaka
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akbar on October 24, 2005 at 02:51
vaghean ke badbakhti, akhe morde sag to karo zendegi nadari ke enghadr
koso sher migi? aslan midooni chie? aftabeh ta dastash too koonet
Mitra on January 20, 2006 at 11:41
mitra jn ziyad az etefagai ke barat pish omde tarif
nakon vase khodet bade aberoot mire haaaa
alli on October 08, 2006 at 03:22
Ali khare chand rooz fekr kardi ta in javab be zehnat resid?Miam
mirinam be heykaley haaaaaa
javabe Ali khare on November 09, 2006 at 09:26
In Hindi and Urdu its called a Lota.
abby on January 03, 2007 at 12:54
salam kasi hast
gold on January 20, 2007 at 04:34
Kir
Hosein on March 26, 2007 at 01:38
kir to koone mitra
amir on April 09, 2007 at 08:23
kose nane amir agree with mitra
yasaman on April 11, 2007 at 08:07
Man nemidoonam in mitraye badbakht kie ke enghadr fosh mikhore?! man
ke nistam, be har hal kirdara ke harfi nadaran joz hey kireshoono
havale kardan, pas hame baham. RIDAM BE KIRESHOON
javebbede on May 01, 2007 at 10:09
salam
fara on May 26, 2007 at 12:29
ridi
jjfkk on June 22, 2007 at 09:14
0H kheyli vaghteh khabari nista vali mam be mitra migam kir khar ba
kol aftabe too konet
Jigar fashion on May 02, 2008 at 11:09
Baba chera enghadr be in mitraye madar mordeh fosh midin ?!in adam
aslan malum nist ke hast man ke migam hamin yaru javab bedehast.
(esmeto avaz mikoni ke rad gom koni naghola)
U hezar chehreh on May 13, 2008 at 02:04
:D
Lady*jigar tala* on May 21, 2008 at 03:34
shomare man09366156031 ye dokhtar be man zang bezane
mojtaba on June 03, 2008 at 12:19
man ba ali joon movafegham . mitra to koso,koonoo,dahane to ke hame
kira alam hast chejoori in aftabe ra jaaaa dadi ?!!
esrafil on July 12, 2008 at 04:25
Ey baba, Inja cheghad khalvate,!!!
Looee on August 26, 2008 at 03:11
salam ye dokhtare ba hal be man zang bezane 09128084644
omid on December 28, 2008 at 12:47
salam man pesaram 26 sale az tehran mikham ba ye dokhtare khob dost
besham age kesi hast sms bede 09190162155
farbod on March 21, 2012 at 05:46
کس میدم عاشق کیرای کلفتم که کسمو پر
کنه و جر بده آب کیرتونم تا قطره
آخ رمیخورم،ضمنا شوهرم نمی تونه منو
ارضا کنه ربون کیرای کلفتتون برم
منتظرتون هستم 09366607318
پری on March 31, 2013 at 04:39
ehle sex 09122614324
saman on April 10, 2013 at 07:33
salam behameye dokhtarhaye laghar09355351815
shahrokh on May 09, 2013 at 10:29

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