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Iranians are Smarter than Americans

Three American and three Iranian engineers are traveling by train to
a conference. At the station, the three American each buy tickets
and watch as the three Iranians buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?", asked
one of the three American.
"Watch and you will see", answers one of the Iranaians .
They all board the train. The Americans take their respective
seats, but all three Iranians cram into the toilet and close the door
behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket,please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The American saw
this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the American decide to copy the Iranians
on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the
station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment, the Iranians don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?", asks one
perplexed American.
"Watch and you will see", says one of the Iranians .
When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet
and the three Iranians cram into another one nearby. The train
departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the Iranians leaves his toilet and walks
over to the toilet where the Ameican are hiding. He knocks on the
door and says,"Ticket, please."
User Comments
in joke taghalobi bide..... joke asli dar morede esfahaniha va
tehronihast ke neshon mide esfahania az tehronia nagholataran.
8 on October 17, 2005 at 03:11
That is a very old British joke You have stolen it from us. Tell a
joke about Qazvin instead. We do not have such jokes
John on November 28, 2005 at 10:12
That is a very old British joke You have stolen it from us. Tell a
joke about Qazvin instead. We do not have such jokes
John on November 28, 2005 at 10:13
u know what chera inghadr shoma khaly meebandid?han?in joke male do se
gharne peashe oonam dar morede iraniha na americans people.dar zemn
amrikaieeha kheily behtar az irani ha hastan dadashhhhhhhhhh
sanammmm on January 18, 2006 at 10:22
Iranians were always cleverest people through the world,as we
know!(Iranian intelligence,English diplomacy & Japanese hard working
are famouse)
A clever persian on December 07, 2006 at 02:30
I know this joke in a totally different context, too. Still, it is a
good joke. And, hey, you know: jokes are always travelling around the
whole world and they are always changed. That's a normal
characteristic of the genre which is anonymous. Therefore, you can't
really say something like someone has STOLEN a joke. It's no crime,
not even something immoral.
Man on April 18, 2007 at 07:02
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victor on May 05, 2009 at 11:18
salam haton khili divonein
elmira on August 15, 2009 at 09:37
salam migam dokhtaraye ironi khili bahalan
elahe on August 15, 2009 at 09:40
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omid on November 03, 2009 at 07:47
salam bed hame 2khtar khanomaye khobo khoshgele mashhadi.amir hossein
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khoshgele mashhadi in matno mikhone lotfn ba man tamas
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