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Citizenship Exam

> CITIZENSHIP EXAM
> >
> > A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen

> > In the United States. So she took her grandson with her to take her
> > citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman
> > that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she
> > answers them correctly, she would become a citizen. She Said, "Ok,
> > but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson".
> >
> > The man Said, "Ok, so he will translate". Now for your first
> > question...
> >
> > 1) What is the capital of America?
> >
> > The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa raftam college?"
> > "Vashangton!!", said the grandma. "That was correct, now for
> > question number 2...
> >
> > 2) When is Independence Day for America?
> > The Grandson Said, "Neyman Marcoos kay haraaj daare?"
> > "July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
> > "Correct, now for question number 3...
> >
> > 3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
> > The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martike ke baa dokhtare
> > shomaa
aroosi
> > kard, ke doosesh nadaarin, kojaa bere?"
> > She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
> > "Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...
> >
> > 4) Who is the President of the United States now?
> > The grandson so translated, "Har vaght pesaret gooz Mide, as chish
> > narahat mishi?" "Boooosh!!", grandma answered.
> >
> > She is a US citizen now....
User Comments
very funny - love it
Ray on October 30, 2005 at 12:02
it was cute-enjoyed it
Niki on December 01, 2005 at 03:51
i never knew that getting the U.S. citizenship would be that easy ;)
Soroosh on December 20, 2005 at 02:19
very amusing
elaine on September 26, 2006 at 09:18
salam
mohammad ali on September 27, 2006 at 06:34
elaine! where`s jerry?
handsome on November 03, 2006 at 07:55
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max on November 08, 2006 at 03:27
alo
MINA on December 05, 2006 at 05:09
all the people who has more 60 year old can have help too.
monna on February 14, 2007 at 11:33
salam
doorsa on February 24, 2007 at 02:38
hgdhd
arash on March 30, 2007 at 02:11
Dokhtaraye sheytoon va khoshgel biyan invari booooosss baraye hamatoon
Sina hastam doost pesare ayandatoon 0935 4054018 on April 19, 2007 at 08:04
salam
parvaz on April 20, 2007 at 03:21
monna can u help me?? lol
ghoochali on May 15, 2007 at 02:24
salam
sanaz on May 16, 2007 at 10:55
salam dorsa
hojat on May 21, 2007 at 03:03
salam man gf mikham!!!!!!1 mordam az tanhai man amin 25 teh
fizio torapist 167cm 65 kg henri_sdfr id yahoo mane montazere
1 dokhtare ba safa az karaj ya teh mimunam
amin on May 22, 2007 at 03:41
salam
fatemeh on May 24, 2007 at 02:04
hi
babak on on June 05, 2007 at 12:45
salam
ilya on July 01, 2007 at 11:05
salam
MARYAM on July 14, 2007 at 12:06
salam maryam jooon
omid_4ever2003 on July 19, 2007 at 04:59
SALAM BE HAME
MOHAMMAD1 on August 01, 2007 at 03:25
sanaz salam sanaz raste dost pesr ne me khai?
mohamad1 on August 01, 2007 at 03:27
salam
mona on August 11, 2007 at 10:14
ie pesare karaji toop mikham
viso on August 11, 2007 at 10:17
salam
kasra on August 13, 2007 at 08:27
سسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسلام
ma on August 15, 2007 at 05:46
hello I am Aicha Khalil, from Algerian nationality and I live in
Iraq. I am a young woman of 23 years old. I have lived in this country
for a very long time, have some important information to for you but
will deliver that when you reply here is my email adress
aichakhalil2@yahoo.fr ,Thanks and may the Almighty and Merciful Allah
guide you. Sincerely Yours Aicha Khalil
aichakhalil on September 02, 2007 at 09:50
mona jon che karesh dari
ebi on September 27, 2007 at 01:27
man ye dokhar mikham vase doosti24salame networkeram tehranam 180gh
78kg
ehsan on November 02, 2007 at 05:36
SALAM
MOHSEN on December 11, 2007 at 04:23
Salam man saied hastam.22 salame donbal 1 dokhtare bahal migardam
.tell me {09364914739}
Saied dj on May 13, 2008 at 12:06
salam
ramin on May 27, 2008 at 12:37
ye dokhtare bahal mikham 19sale az mashhad
hamid on July 06, 2008 at 04:30
salam man sam hastam baraye dosti ba yek khanom17ta21sal
amadam-09124907740
sam 09124907740 on July 10, 2008 at 02:38
salam
arman_r99 on August 11, 2008 at 12:07
i think it was funny you should make a movie
rocky on August 20, 2008 at 09:49
SALAM DONBAL (GF) KHOSHKEL MIGARDAM HATMAN BAMAN TAMAS BEGIRID
MONTAZER TAMASETON HASTAM 09361774644
S@M@N on February 11, 2009 at 12:55
salam.man sayeh,20 salameh,az teh.donbaleh ye dost pesareh khob
migardam.inam shomarameh: 0936 395 4511
Sayeh on April 18, 2009 at 10:49
salam man samar hastam 18 teh mikham ba yeki bechatam hoselam sarrafte
doosetoon daram by
s@m@r on June 20, 2009 at 09:10
man donballe ye dokhtare 22ya 24 sale baraye chat kardan hastam
khanandeye morede alagheye man faghat ehsan khajeh amiri mibashad
shayan on July 13, 2009 at 12:43
1822
raha on August 21, 2009 at 12:08
slm,man barbi 19 salame daneshjoye omranam gadam:171,vaznam52:kheyli
khoshgelam az har nazar az esmam malome,donbale ye pesare khoshgel
khoshtip va ba marefat va ba kelas migardam,nemikham to kafashiyo to
jahaye darepit kar kone manzoramo ke fahmidin,be joz inke daneshjo
hastam engilisi tadris midam va hala mashgole keshidan tablo
hastam,age rastesho bekhayn age be esmam tavajoh konin mano
mishnasin,khodam az pesarhaye ahle sex shadidan nefrat daram,age kasi
hast javabamo bede.bay bay
barbi face. on August 24, 2009 at 08:38
salam be hamegi man rezam az noor ye gf naz mikham
reza on August 29, 2009 at 12:28
man armin 18 180 74 bf az teh mikham09354434121
armin on October 16, 2009 at 12:13

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