> CITIZENSHIP EXAM
> > A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen
> > In the United States. So she took her grandson with her to take her
> > citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman
> > that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she
> > answers them correctly, she would become a citizen. She Said, "Ok,
> > but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson".
> > The man Said, "Ok, so he will translate". Now for your first
> > question...
> > 1) What is the capital of America?
> > The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa raftam college?"
> > "Vashangton!!", said the grandma. "That was correct, now for
> > question number 2...
> > 2) When is Independence Day for America?
> > The Grandson Said, "Neyman Marcoos kay haraaj daare?"
> > "July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
> > "Correct, now for question number 3...
> > 3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
> > The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martike ke baa dokhtare
> > shomaa
> > kard, ke doosesh nadaarin, kojaa bere?"
> > She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
> > "Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...
> > 4) Who is the President of the United States now?
> > The grandson so translated, "Har vaght pesaret gooz Mide, as chish
> > narahat mishi?" "Boooosh!!", grandma answered.
> > She is a US citizen now....