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> CITIZENSHIP EXAM
> >
> > A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen

> > In the United States. So she took her grandson with her to take her
> > citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman
> > that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she
> > answers them correctly, she would become a citizen. She Said, "Ok,
> > but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson".
> >
> > The man Said, "Ok, so he will translate". Now for your first
> > question...
> >
> > 1) What is the capital of America?
> >
> > The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa raftam college?"
> > "Vashangton!!", said the grandma. "That was correct, now for
> > question number 2...
> >
> > 2) When is Independence Day for America?
> > The Grandson Said, "Neyman Marcoos kay haraaj daare?"
> > "July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
> > "Correct, now for question number 3...
> >
> > 3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
> > The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martike ke baa dokhtare
> > shomaa
aroosi
> > kard, ke doosesh nadaarin, kojaa bere?"
> > She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
> > "Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...
> >
> > 4) Who is the President of the United States now?
> > The grandson so translated, "Har vaght pesaret gooz Mide, as chish
> > narahat mishi?" "Boooosh!!", grandma answered.
> >
> > She is a US citizen now....
User Comments
very funny - love it
Ray on October 30, 2005 at 12:02
it was cute-enjoyed it
Niki on December 01, 2005 at 03:51
i never knew that getting the U.S. citizenship would be that easy ;)
Soroosh on December 20, 2005 at 02:19
very amusing
elaine on September 26, 2006 at 09:18
salam
mohammad ali on September 27, 2006 at 06:34
elaine! where`s jerry?
handsome on November 03, 2006 at 07:55
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max on November 08, 2006 at 03:27
alo
MINA on December 05, 2006 at 05:09
all the people who has more 60 year old can have help too.
monna on February 14, 2007 at 11:33
salam
doorsa on February 24, 2007 at 02:38
hgdhd
arash on March 30, 2007 at 02:11
Dokhtaraye sheytoon va khoshgel biyan invari booooosss baraye hamatoon
Sina hastam doost pesare ayandatoon 0935 4054018 on April 19, 2007 at 08:04
salam
parvaz on April 20, 2007 at 03:21
monna can u help me?? lol
ghoochali on May 15, 2007 at 02:24
salam
sanaz on May 16, 2007 at 10:55
salam dorsa
hojat on May 21, 2007 at 03:03
salam man gf mikham!!!!!!1 mordam az tanhai man amin 25 teh
fizio torapist 167cm 65 kg henri_sdfr id yahoo mane montazere
1 dokhtare ba safa az karaj ya teh mimunam
amin on May 22, 2007 at 03:41
salam
fatemeh on May 24, 2007 at 02:04
hi
babak on on June 05, 2007 at 12:45
salam
ilya on July 01, 2007 at 11:05
salam
MARYAM on July 14, 2007 at 12:06
salam maryam jooon
omid_4ever2003 on July 19, 2007 at 04:59
SALAM BE HAME
MOHAMMAD1 on August 01, 2007 at 03:25
sanaz salam sanaz raste dost pesr ne me khai?
mohamad1 on August 01, 2007 at 03:27
salam
mona on August 11, 2007 at 10:14
ie pesare karaji toop mikham
viso on August 11, 2007 at 10:17
salam
kasra on August 13, 2007 at 08:27
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ma on August 15, 2007 at 05:46
hello I am Aicha Khalil, from Algerian nationality and I live in
Iraq. I am a young woman of 23 years old. I have lived in this country
for a very long time, have some important information to for you but
will deliver that when you reply here is my email adress
aichakhalil2@yahoo.fr ,Thanks and may the Almighty and Merciful Allah
guide you. Sincerely Yours Aicha Khalil
aichakhalil on September 02, 2007 at 09:50
mona jon che karesh dari
ebi on September 27, 2007 at 01:27
man ye dokhar mikham vase doosti24salame networkeram tehranam 180gh
78kg
ehsan on November 02, 2007 at 05:36
SALAM
MOHSEN on December 11, 2007 at 04:23
Salam man saied hastam.22 salame donbal 1 dokhtare bahal migardam
.tell me {09364914739}
Saied dj on May 13, 2008 at 12:06
salam
ramin on May 27, 2008 at 12:37
ye dokhtare bahal mikham 19sale az mashhad
hamid on July 06, 2008 at 04:30
salam man sam hastam baraye dosti ba yek khanom17ta21sal
amadam-09124907740
sam 09124907740 on July 10, 2008 at 02:38
salam
arman_r99 on August 11, 2008 at 12:07
i think it was funny you should make a movie
rocky on August 20, 2008 at 09:49
salam man sex tel mikham ke behem hal bede
09354659706 09354596484 sanaz hastam az karaj
malihe on June 06, 2011 at 04:22
salam ba hamagi va yala
pejman on July 19, 2011 at 05:21
rok begam ye dokhtare khub az tehran bara dustio sex mikham
09337273488
ali on December 02, 2012 at 10:16
salam khobi
masuod on March 04, 2013 at 05:13
کس میدم عاشق کیرای کلفتم که کسمو پر
کنه و جر بده آب کیرتونم تا قطره
آخ رمیخورم،ضمنا شوهرم نمی تونه منو
ارضا کنه ربون کیرای کلفتتون برم
منتظرتون هستم 09366607318
پری on March 31, 2013 at 05:03
09122614324 dokhtar barye dostei
saman on April 10, 2013 at 07:11

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