A Tehran University, an Isfahan University and a
Sharif student were in an airplane that crashed.
They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great
God addresses the Tehran student first: "What do you
The Tehran Student replies, "Well, I believe in power
to the people. I think people should be able to make
their own choices about things and that no one should
ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also
believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks For a second and says "Okay, I can live
with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses the Isfahan student: "What do you
The Isfahan student replies, "Well, I believe that the
combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the
world from CFCs and that If any more freon is used,
the whole earth will become a greenhouse And we'll all
God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds
good. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses the Sharif student. "What do you
"I believe you're sitting in my chair."