A Day In A Life of a Rich Tehrooni!!
*You live in the rich suburbs of Tajrish, Niavaran, Shemiran, Velenjak, and
if you're a new rich kid you live in Sa'dat Abad, Shahrakeh gharb, Janat
*You've probably got an Iranian name of Khashayaar, Kurush, Piruz, Bahram,
Siavash, rather than Ali, Akbar, Reza, Mohammad, or Sara, Sahar, Sepideh,
Roxana, Marjan, rather than Zahra, Fatimeh, Zoleykha, Zeynab.
*You own more than one car, NEVER a Paykan, more likely a Peugeot 1992 405
GLX, 206, or a Daewoo Espero or a Mitsubishi Galant, top points for BMW and
*You've been to sooooooooooooo many parties you've lost count.
*You've been trashed on hashish and Black Death Vodka you find in those
black cans they smuggle from Iraq and Turkey to Kurdistan.
*You have car races in Shahrakeh Gharb's Iran Zamin.
*You party even harder when Nowrooz and Muharam clash days.
*You have all of Shah and Farah's photos including videos of their
coronation, weddings, parties.
*You're parents claim they were friends of Googoosh and Ebi.
*You're into Techno and Heavy Metal and you LOVE Modern Talking "You'rrrrre
my heeeart, you'rree my soul, you are every vvvvvver ver I gooooooo"
*You take part in elections and choose Khatami, not because you like
Khatami, because you're not choosing the rest!
*You drive down Vali Asr trying to pick up runaway girls.
*You pretend that you don't know your friends have sisters.
*You hold your family weddings in private gardens up North.
*You're currently applying for a Visa to go to the States via the Swiss
Embassy which deals with American affairs.
*You swear at Basijis when you're driving down Iran Zamin.
*You know every Internet Cafe in Tehran.
*You've seen the three and only Iranian porn films of "Shab Haayeh Los
Angeles" "Zahedan 11" and the third one filmed in Hamadan.
*You're taking part in the new phase of walking with shoes in your house.
*You smoke Marlboro reds.
*You wear CK, Levis, Gucci, CK all sent from "Daei Joon" from Canada.
*You have a sample of Bijan in your Cologne collection.
*You claim you've slept with 37 girls.
*You go to Daaneshgah Aazaad.
*You think German-Iranians are similar to English speaking Iranians, THEY
*You don't understand why Iranians in England, America and Canada don't like
*You claim to know the true story of why the head of Nirvana popped himself.
*You think there are Heavy Metal Goths in the States who whorship Satan 100
X more than the actual figure.
*You think getting laid in the West is easy.
*You think everyone here has the best lifestyle.
*You think most Western-Iranians have forgotten to speak Persian.
*You can dance to Michael Jackson and still think he has retained his fame.
*Your cousin who returned from the States has a hard time telling you that
its "Water" not "Vaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"