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Life Of A Rich Tehrooni

A Day In A Life of a Rich Tehrooni!!

*You live in the rich suburbs of Tajrish, Niavaran, Shemiran, Velenjak, and
if you're a new rich kid you live in Sa'dat Abad, Shahrakeh gharb, Janat
Abad.

*You've probably got an Iranian name of Khashayaar, Kurush, Piruz, Bahram,
Siavash, rather than Ali, Akbar, Reza, Mohammad, or Sara, Sahar, Sepideh,
Roxana, Marjan, rather than Zahra, Fatimeh, Zoleykha, Zeynab.

*You own more than one car, NEVER a Paykan, more likely a Peugeot 1992 405
GLX, 206, or a Daewoo Espero or a Mitsubishi Galant, top points for BMW and
Benz. (LOL!!!!!)

*You've been to sooooooooooooo many parties you've lost count.

*You've been trashed on hashish and Black Death Vodka you find in those
black cans they smuggle from Iraq and Turkey to Kurdistan.

*You have car races in Shahrakeh Gharb's Iran Zamin.

*You party even harder when Nowrooz and Muharam clash days.

*You have all of Shah and Farah's photos including videos of their
coronation, weddings, parties.

*You're parents claim they were friends of Googoosh and Ebi.

*You're into Techno and Heavy Metal and you LOVE Modern Talking "You'rrrrre
my heeeart, you'rree my soul, you are every vvvvvver ver I gooooooo"

*You take part in elections and choose Khatami, not because you like
Khatami, because you're not choosing the rest!

*You drive down Vali Asr trying to pick up runaway girls.

*You pretend that you don't know your friends have sisters.

*You hold your family weddings in private gardens up North.

*You're currently applying for a Visa to go to the States via the Swiss
Embassy which deals with American affairs.

*You swear at Basijis when you're driving down Iran Zamin.

*You know every Internet Cafe in Tehran.

*You've seen the three and only Iranian porn films of "Shab Haayeh Los
Angeles" "Zahedan 11" and the third one filmed in Hamadan.

*You're taking part in the new phase of walking with shoes in your house.

*You smoke Marlboro reds.

*You wear CK, Levis, Gucci, CK all sent from "Daei Joon" from Canada.

*You have a sample of Bijan in your Cologne collection.

*You claim you've slept with 37 girls.

*You go to Daaneshgah Aazaad.

*You think German-Iranians are similar to English speaking Iranians, THEY
ARE NOT!

*You don't understand why Iranians in England, America and Canada don't like
Modern Talking.

*You claim to know the true story of why the head of Nirvana popped himself.

*You think there are Heavy Metal Goths in the States who whorship Satan 100
X more than the actual figure.

*You think getting laid in the West is easy.

*You think everyone here has the best lifestyle.

*You think most Western-Iranians have forgotten to speak Persian.

*You can dance to Michael Jackson and still think he has retained his fame.

*Your cousin who returned from the States has a hard time telling you that
its "Water" not "Vaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

User Comments
Whoever wrote this, is probably telling the truth, i never hung out
with rich tehroonis but i been back there few times and its kinda sad.
To sum it up HAMASHOON OGHDE DARAN!! i feel bad for the girls
Ali on October 09, 2005 at 10:17
i live in england come vusit my number is 07968316967 no point just
talking about it
zeb on February 02, 2006 at 08:53
khaili bahal bood...vali khaili bitarbiyan iraniya, makhsoosan
tehrooniya fek mikonan az damaghe FIL oftadan...hamashoonam zeshtan,
joone to
hoda on September 30, 2006 at 12:00
ali i absolutely agree whith u . i have been back once after 12 years
and i did hang around some rich kidds their mind set is juss so
different than a north american persian .they do think about north
america in the stereotypical way.i still had a lot of fun and did
feel bad for the girls but it didnt stop me from getting layed.i live
in vancouver i love iran and every persian on the planet.
soheil on November 01, 2006 at 09:09
this is all a lie i swear man khodam iraniam rich ham hastam valy hich
kodom az in kararo nemikonam and shayd bazia injoori bashan chon ona
oghdeyian chon ba pool nemidoonan chikar konan khodeshono gom mikonan
i feel sorry for these kind of people and they need to look around to
find hu they really are byeeee
some one on January 07, 2007 at 10:35
Pshhh this is all wrong....... pooldar ta pooldar darim..bazi az
pooldara fekr mikonan az hame behtaran chon pool daran bazi az
pooldara midoonan ke pool adamo behtaro khoob tar nemikone..man ham
hamintoram..momkene too "Sa'adat abad" zendegi mikardam va bacheye
pedare pooldari hastam vali mani ino nadare ke fekr mikonam "oghde
daram" ya fekr mikonam az "Damaghe FIL oftadam" lotfan fekretoono baz
konin...Dont Judge A book By Its Cover!!!
Maryam on March 01, 2007 at 09:09
U r a all gay FOB's! Get a life fuckheads!
keer on April 18, 2007 at 06:21
don't take it too personal, it is fuckin hilarious
bahram on May 23, 2007 at 06:52
Whether you live in jordan, saadatabad or whereever you think is
better, it's all the same rubbish. Tehran is just a big dirty city
with some arrogant rich and lots of poor people. Does it matter where
you live in Tehran? I would say that the pollution is even higher in
North-Tehran enclosed by the mountains. So what? What does your BMW
(I've one too) count when you have to die early because of cancer. I
also can't enjoy Tehran anymore seeing how people suffer. There are
thousands of wonderful places around the world. I would be crazy to
change those places with Tehran. Good bye Tehran.
ZamZam on July 18, 2007 at 04:35
uni ke ino neveshte khodayee kheyli ghashang tosif karde , daghighan
chizayee ke mige doroste . haminjuri sherover naneveshte, daghighan
chizayye ke hast. eyval.
Absolutely right ! on October 27, 2007 at 04:35
hamash bekhatere ine ke : -javun ha emkane didane kharej az irun ro
nadaran -feshare hokumate koofti ham ru mardom ziade hame ham
oghdei shodan, ham confuse (ghati kardan hesabi) inshallah sharre
in hokumat az mardom zudtar kam she, mardom ham az in nadid badidi
bian birun man age az dastam bar miumad, har daneshju ro
mifrestadam bere faghat 1 term ro kharej az iran dars bekhune ,
befahme cheghadr enghelab, maro az donia aghab andakhte
ali agha on April 19, 2008 at 01:54
hoda zer nazan .
iran on July 13, 2008 at 05:24

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