- You have reached WPMS - 3 weeks of blues
1 week of ragtime. WPMS... - Hi. Now you say
something... - Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is
condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but... - Hello. I'm David's answering machine
What are you... - Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here
but I'm open to suggestions... - Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message... - Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything...
