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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Hi. Now you say
something...
- Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep...
- You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they...
- You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not...
- Hello. I'm David's answering machine.
What are you...
- Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here,
but I'm open to suggestions...
- Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message...
- Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done...
- Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything...
- Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub...
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