You have reached WPMS - 3 weeks of blues, 1 week of ragtime. WPMS.
- Did you hear about the new radio station here in town?
It's called WPMS, and has only women D.J.'s. They play the blues for about three weeks, then play a week of rag-time....
- The number you have reached is not in service !
- Something To Look Forward To:
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee
Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)....
- LETTERS TO WELFARE
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to
individuals and families with income below a certain level.
The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Departmentin applications for support of receiving payments....
- This guy has been feeling really bad for about 3 weeks
so he goes to see his doctor.
The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've got, but it could be serious, so why don't you go to this specialist I know....
- Have you heard the three biggest lies?
1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
- Proposed Math Exam for Inner City Schools
__________________________ 1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip....
- How many consultants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....