You Have Reached WPMS - 3 Weeks Of Blues, 1 Week Of Ragtime.
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You have reached WPMS - 3 weeks of blues, 1 week of ragtime. WPMS.
Did you hear about the new radio station here in town?
It's called WPMS, and has only women D.J.'s. They play the blues for about three weeks, then play a week of rag-time....
The number you have reached is not in service !
Something To Look Forward To: January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee
Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)....
LETTERS TO WELFARE For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a certain level.
The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Departmentin applications for support of receiving payments....
This guy has been feeling really bad for about 3 weeks so he goes to see his doctor.
The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've got, but it could be serious, so why don't you go to this specialist I know....
Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
Proposed Math Exam for Inner City Schools NAME: ________________________________ GANG NAME
__________________________ 1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip....
How many consultants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....