Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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- Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete
with a snappymessage of their own device.
Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989.... - Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
- Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you.
(uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here.... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.... - (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
- Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine
is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message
when the toast is done .
... {Cachunk!}... - Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done.
.. (Cachunk!)...
