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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim,
push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to...
- Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message,
please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your...
- This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device.
After the tone, think about your name, your reason...
- Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you...
- Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number,
I'll be right with you...
- Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound...
- Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon...
- I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember.
I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving...
- I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check...
- Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's...
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